Don't ask me how I got there, or how long I was "at large", as they say. (I'm not very good with calendars.) All I know is my roaming days were numbered. Yep, animal control! Busted!
So then I end up here at Great Plains SPCA, where they treated me to a little surgery to curb my wanton ways. Ahem."
"Well, I couldn't let that pass, so I decided to give them a bit of hard time. A little kitty attitude, if you get my drift. And that's when it happened.
They banished me from the general population and sent me to a place called "Tish's Office". Ahhhhh, Tish's office!!! Cat nirvana!!!
And that was it. Bye-bye catitude!!! Hello easy streets!!! Now, I'm livin' the good life. Three squares a day and a nice warm bed. Plenty of cat toys to keep me busy. And Tish, of course! That Tish is quite a cat whisperer! And now Tish tells me things are about to get even better! Better than nirvana? Yep, she swears it's true.
Though I've had a long, hard journey up till now, she says someone will fall in love with me soon and take me to something called a forever home. Hey, this forever home thing sounds pretty sweet! I've been dreaming of what it will be like, and I'd really like a home with a human or humans who are willing to play with me.
I've got lots of energy and need to burn off a little steam each day. I'm an ace with a wand toy! Also hoping my new human likes to have a sidekick around. I'm a smart guy, and I enjoy mental stimulation and human companionship.
I'd love to help you work on your computer, do some chores or snuggle up next to you in the evening while you read a book. But most of all, I'm dreaming of a home that's filled with love. Tish has taught me a lot about this love thing. And now I'm ready to find my very own human to love. Have I mentioned that I give great kitty kisses????
So, how about it? Is there room in your family for a reformed fella like me? If so, come on down to Great Plains and let's spend a little time together. I may even show you Tish's office.
Just ask for Jordan. I'll be waiting! And hoping!"
Jordan's available at the Independence campus of Great Plains SPCA!