Thursday, August 28, 2014

Look Both Ways Before You Cross...

Mommy always says to look both ways before you cross...


What? WHAT?!? It's not a street!


It's just the stupid front porch.

One of only two successful runs for freedom this summer, lasting a grand total of 15 minutes, until she returned me to my indoor prison managed to catch me. After using that stinky ol' flashy box on me.

Seriouslies. You think she would let me do anything fun, like visit the neighbor squirrels?

*sigh*

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21 comments:

  1. What no visit to the neighbouring squirrels? Drats that is not on. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. I am glad your mom is so protective of you.

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  3. Better safe than mowed over by Allie or Maxwell trying to get to the food bowl.

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  4. Harry meows that gopher tastes better than squirrel

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  5. Waffles would like to know if you saw any chickens crossing your ... uh, porch.

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  6. My cat bro Bert is always making escape attempts. Mom grabs him pretty fast, but if he makes it to the yard, Bailie rounds him up for Mom. The great outdoors is dangerous for kitties.

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  7. Oh my such gorgeous photos, we love them and your expression is priceless!

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  8. Neighbor Squirrels are jerks, you don't really want anything to do with them.. now Maine Squirrels.. those stinkers are FUN!!

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  9. dood...use cautionz....squirrelz can be vizshuz...vizshuz aza deer with out a pix nic baskit...noe wait...thatz a vizshuz bear......well, squirrelz can be vizshuz... troo lee

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  10. Believe us, you're better safe indoor ! But we hope that a squirrel succeeds to sneak in one day, so you can have some fun ! Purrs

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  11. Mums spoil all the fun, then use the same excuse that it is for our own good.

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  12. Faraday, you really are very good-looking! That must be why you get away with so much.

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  13. My kitty brought me a squirrel that got into our house through a hole that the other squirrels made. The squirrel didn't think it was fun at all. My cat however enjoyed it immensely. Everyone escaped unharmed including me :o

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  14. Mommy would totally TOTALLY freak if one of us did that to her! (Hm, we'd kinda like to see that, actually...!)

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  15. Aww, she's just trying to keep you safe. Those squirrels really should come inside to visit you tho...

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  16. That's more outside than we have gotten, Faraday. Newton made a break for it onto our tiny screened porch today and was told it was too hot for him outside. Talk about indignity!

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  17. I did that the first year I lived here. That's when M decided to get me a harness so they could take me outside and watch me. The downside is that sometimes I ask to go out when they don't have time to take me. I do get rather pesty about it too.

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  18. Our mom lives in dread of us getting out. Of course, we aren't used to it either and live in dread of it too. It means we are going to visit the Vishus Evil Torcherer.

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  19. Next time you gotta be faster, Faraday.

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  20. We do feel badly for you, especially as we have a Catio on which to spend our days. More exquisite photos, and Mom is pouting as her photos are so lackluster. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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