Thursday, September 18, 2014

Pole dance, anyone?

Allie: Well, hello, brat. Are you here to watch me rehearse my pole dance?


Faraday: *rapidly backs away* Eww. That would scar my virgin eyes, like, forever.


Faraday: Mommy? Do something? Pleeeease...?

Allie: Silly boy.



I meant this pole - the cat scratcher I've been wanting for ages. (I think it'd look fabulous in hot pink, don't you?)



Of course, I'm not a girl to look a gift horse in the mouth.

If it chases Faraday away, I think I've officially taken up a new hobby.

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FTC Disclaimer: This post was written in collaboration with SwellPets, and we were compensated to share the link to their cat scratcher. But we wouldn't have shared it if we didn't think owning cat scratchers like this are a positive and important alternative to declawing, a practice which we strongly oppose. 
Every post of this kind on A Tonk's Tail reflects our honest and unbiased opinions. Swell Pets is not responsible for the content of this article.

27 comments:

  1. Allie, you are the most gorgeous girl even upside down. That is Misty May's favorite view of the world. That pole dancing could definitely help with that weight you are trying to lose. Have fun. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  2. We agree totally pawsome in pink. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Pink IS your color. All cats need their erm, hobbies.

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  4. It would be terrific in pink, but royal blue is not bad either ! Purrs

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  5. Allie you have such a beautiful face and pink nose! Goodness so lovely! Now on that pole....

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  6. A pink pole would match your pink nose Allie! And your pink nose is pretty darn cute! Love that photo of you Faraday! You look deceptively...um..we mean...totally!... angelic! :)

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  7. Meow...
    Allie you get purrtyer day by day m'lady!
    The fellows over here will watch that scrithin party fur as long as it goes on and da heck with old Faraday.
    Timmy and the Boys

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  8. You go girl. If you want to be a smexy pole dancer, you just go right ahead. Never mind what the boys say. Woohoo - dancing to Allie's pole dancing.

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  9. That pole would definitely look pawesome in hot pink! Blue is cool too though. Hope you have fun with your new "hobby"! ;)

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  10. dood...ewe noe....pole dancers make top dollar...if yur nice... allie mite even share sum moola with ewe...ORE buy ewe sum kinda reely kewl toy...like a 2015 CATillax car...in bloo !!!

    we bee off line til monday sew heerz two a redmouth whalefish kinda week oh end !! ♥

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  11. that is one fine looking pole! Would love to see who comes out of the woodwork if you tweet this based on the title lol

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  12. My kitties have a couple of those around the house and love them!

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  13. if it comes in pink I say you get it with the proceeds of this post ;)

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  14. Allie we really notice you're slimming down! We can totally see your pretty collar better!

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  15. Oh! pink would be purrfect!!!! Especially for yous!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  16. Whoohoo! We'd like to see a little pole dancing. :)

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  17. Maybe you could teach pole dancing.
    Speaking of hot pink, did you get a new collar? This one looks a little sparkly.

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  18. I think that's a very cool pole no matter the colour!

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  19. I would love to watch you pole dance Allie.

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  20. siiiiggghhh....ALLIE...you do know you are my idol, right??

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