Faraday: *rapidly backs away* Eww. That would scar my virgin eyes, like, forever.
Faraday: Mommy? Do something? Pleeeease...?
Allie: Silly boy.
I meant this pole - the cat scratcher I've been wanting for ages. (I think it'd look fabulous in hot pink, don't you?)
Of course, I'm not a girl to look a gift horse in the mouth.
If it chases Faraday away, I think I've officially taken up a new hobby.
FTC Disclaimer: This post was written in collaboration with SwellPets, and we were compensated to share the link to their cat scratcher. But we wouldn't have shared it if we didn't think owning cat scratchers like this are a positive and important alternative to declawing, a practice which we strongly oppose.
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