So there I was, minding my own business.
Sitting on the clean laundry, keepin' it safe. When all of a sudden...
The khaki pants engaged in a vicious act of violence against my person.
I had no choice but to defend myself!!
Gaaaargh! Take that, you gnarly knave!
Once deaded, it's back to being ever-vigilant over the clean laundry.
A Guardcat's work never ends.