Monday, December 15, 2014

Monday Morning Scandal



Waffles: "Psst!" Are the coats clear?"
(uhm, you mean coast?)


Waffles: I wouldn't want Faraday to, you know, like, be upset or anything. But I got to meet his Glogirly. But she doesn't, like, glow or anything.

So I wasn't sure what to call her. Besides, she was rooming with Glogirly and me, so she can't be a Glogirly, too. Can she?

(you actually made our heads hurt with that one, but we're with you. Kind of.)


Waffles: Anyways we stayed at a really nice hotel. People kept saying it was very chic-ken, but I never saw any.  (uhm, we think you mean chic.) 
Uh, that's what I said. Chic-ken.

And I heard someone say it was Ritz-y, but I swear there weren't ANY cracker crumbs anywhere, either. The room was really clean. Really.


I hung out with the non-Glo-girly and we kept Faraday and Maxwell's blog up to date while she was away. I supervised. I kept telling her to add photos of chickens, because everyone loves chicken. Except I figure maybe her, because she never did.


Waffles: Don't tell Faraday, okay? But I even hung out undercover with his non-Glo-girly. Just for a little while. There weren't any chickens under there either. *sigh*

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We had heard the Waff got to hang out with our mom while they were at BarkWorld/MeowWorld in early November. (At least that's what our noses told us when her luggage came home with his scent all over it!)

 Now here's the PROOF.

We may forgive her before next spring. But we figure the process will involve copious amounts of bonito flakes and a really good haul for Chanukah. 


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42 comments:

  1. LOL we think good handful of Bonito flakes are in order. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Lots of Bonito flakes. TRUCKLOADS of them! ~ Faraday

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  2. that Waffles got around.....don't worry though kids - we know your mom loves you more

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    1. She'd better! She TOTALLY blew the "you'd better be good if you're gonna get WAND toys for Chanukah" argument RIGHT out the window! Pot, meet KETTLE. ~ Faraday

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  3. I'll tell you guys - Waffles will sleep with almost ANYONE. Erm, did I just write that.....?

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    1. HA!!! Waffles has his own purrsonal harem.
      ; )

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    2. HAIRem? Waff, dood, you got hairball issues??? ~ Maxwell

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  4. Yikes. Maybe Mommy will add a few extra nights onto Hanukkah, just to make it up to you kitties!

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    1. She'd BETTER is all I'm sayin'. ~ Faraday
      And saying it LOUDLY too. At 7 AM. ~ Allie

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  5. I don't like to say it, but it looks like Waffles made himself right at home with the non-Glo-girly.

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  6. That hotel does sound very chic-ken!!!😄

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  7. It IS allus good to make sure the coats are clear. Especially when you are sneakin around... ;)

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    1. Ladies and chicken. Chicken and ladies.
      ; )

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    2. Just tell him to stay away from my BONITO flakes! ~Faraday

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  9. wadda ya meen..... everee one.......... LOVES CHICKNZ .................?????????





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  10. I got quite a surprise seeing Waffles' name and picture on YOUR blog! Considering how bad he was last night, he may be REALLY moving in with you!

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  11. Your momma is a traitor.. you should come live with me.. I have feather toys..

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    1. I'm ON MY WAY. Seriouslies. ~ Faraday
      Does Amtrak deliver door-to-door?

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  12. My human would love to room with Waffles! But now she has ME to room with! And I think I am just as fun, if not quite as orange.

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    1. Maxwell: Mebbe I'd better start traveling with Momma. You know, just as a feline bodyguard an' stuff. To protect her from wayward orange cats.

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  13. We (that is, Mom Paula) saw your mom in the room with Waffles. Our mom came home smelling a little different, too.

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  14. We notice that you first hang out with their mom, and after that you write now a post on their blog : Waffles, don't you think it's a little bit too much for the crew at the Tonk's Tail ?
    Faraday, Maxwell, Allie, your mom is a traitor, no doubt, but Waffles is a kind of tempter for crazy cat ladies, that must be said ! Purrs

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    1. Allie: I'm sure Katie would agree. Those boycats can be a bit much at ANY time.

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  15. Waff looks like quite the roommate, but you guys are right. Hold out for the mother lode of bonito flakes for that one.

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  16. I coulld go for some chikken right about now.

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  17. We heard the mom was hanging out with Waffles too at MeowWorld...and was feeding him treats! The nerve!

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  18. That Waffles is always sleeping around. Pretty sure you just broke a bunch of hearts today. ; )

    ~Glogirly

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  19. Katie here.
    So you mean to tell me you had Waffles INSIDE the suitcase and you didn't zip it shut???
    ; )

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    1. Allie: oh I gave her STRICT instructions on that matter. It's a good thing she followed them. One nutcase is quite enough, thank you.

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  20. Waffles, my human says you can go under cover with her any time!

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  21. WAffles! you are in two places at once today! Majic. Do you like your non-Glogirly girl?

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    1. I have super magic powers. Did you know I can also make myself invisigle?
      I really liked my non-Glogirly girl too. We had long conversations about wand toys and chicken and blogs and feathers and stuff.
      ~Waff

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  22. Faraday, Maxwell, and Allie, it's awfully generous of you to forgive your mom for allowing another kitty in your luggage. I mean getting under the covers is one thing, but in your luggage?!

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  23. Non-Glogirly? Does this mean OUR Mommy is a Non-Glogirly too? After all, she DID pet you, Waffles.

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    1. Uh... I think you have to *gasp!* sleep with Waffles to qualify as a non-Glogirly. ...or at least in order to become part of Waffles' harem. ; )

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  24. A harem, huh Waffles? Mom had to read this to me a couple of times for me to figure out what was going on. You seemed to be in the wrong place! Faraday, Maxwell and Allie, I hope you get lots of special compensation for this.

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    1. Oh we're COUNTING on it. No, literally. COUNTING the toys. And there better be a LOT of them around the Chanukah bush. She FINALLY got around to decorating last night, and we spy only ONE box. She has some shopping to do. NOW would be good.

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  25. I bet Faraday's human was just as excited to meet you, Waffles, as you were to meet her. You are both famous! Happy Chanukah!

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  26. Hope those Hanukkah gifts have started pouring in. Your mom spent oodles of time with Waffles, and we are quite sure everything she took with her came home smelling of him. He is one super cute kitty. Ho, ho, ho, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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