Friday, April 10, 2015

Faraday's (2nd) Friday

We interrupt our Fangs on Friday for a Special Appearance.

After Maxwell's performance yesterday, Faraday swore he could do better. So we took him up on the challenge. At the end, you get to vote: who's the better comedian, Maxwell or Faraday?

And now, presenting:
Faraday, the Stand-Up Kitty

Faraday: A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 ft to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 ft to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"

Now THAT'S a JOKE.
(Rim shot, pleez!) 



Faraday: Did I hear an "encore!"? Don't mind if I do.

Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint.
The phone rings and he jumps up shouting “oh no! I forgot to feed the dog!”

Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath?
He took 1/50th of the recommended dose. 
*boosh!*

Don't forget the Tip Jar on your way out the door.

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Faraday
: Ending with a special request, just for our geeky mom & dad:

Einstein, Heisenberg, Pascal and Newton [the human, not Newton from Cats Herd You ;-)] are playing hide & seek.

Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. 
While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with length of exactly 1 meter by 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.

When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". 
Newton replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal!"

Why is Heisenberg in this joke? We're uncertain. *rim shot!*

[geeky explanation: a Pascal is a unit of measurement = a Newton over a square meter. And Heisenberg is famous for his Uncertainty Principle. Yeah, we three kitties groaned, too.]


So who did better? 




We'll share the results on Sunday!
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23 comments:

  1. You two should go on tour. I'm sure Allie would help you pack ;)

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  2. MOL great way to head into the weekend!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  3. Sorry Faraday, I think Maxwell's humor better fits our "simpler" minds MOL. Although I did crack up at the suicidal homeopath :)

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  4. That face is a killer! Love it!

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  5. Gosh this is a TOUGH competition but we voted........!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  6. I had to vote for Faraday because my geeky Mom likes science jokes.

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  7. Well..Maxies were easy fur us to understand and laffs at, and Faraday's made Mom tink which she needs to dew. Sooo..yoo BOTH win! Ta da! (Deer Ms Lisa; I can't choose *gasp* between my neff-hews sew maybee next time yoo could put a "politically correct" button fur "Undecided"? Lubs,Bucky)

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  8. Why is there not an option for "I don't know lets bring them back for a second round" Encore Encore!!

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  9. We're a little bit simple minded (or not science minded at least), and so is Mum : Maxwell makes us laugh easier ! Purrs

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  10. I loved the geeky jokes, especially the one about the statistician.

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  11. we voted for allie ~~~~~~

    coz we due knot think pie ratz ....arr ......wood understand einstein ....
    tho they mite like hiz stash & haircut :)

    heerz two a largemouth bass lined sole kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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  12. LOL thanks for the smiles dude. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  13. Mes thinks yous 2 should goes to the Cat-skills on tour!
    Kisses and has a Fabulishious Furriday!
    Nellie

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  14. MOL we think those are very smart funnies!!!!

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  15. That was a hard choice, but I have voted.

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  16. MOL! That's some high brow humor, Faraday! :)

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  17. We think Faraday did better. Cuz he told 2 good jokes and "2" is REALLY important for E=MC2!!!

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  18. Yep, that show needs to go on the road! :)

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  19. It's a close race. Our former college professor mom enjoyed the humor today.

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  20. OMC, I can't pick one... they are both equally groany!

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  21. Faraday our Mom voted for you! We aren't sure if it was more for your jokes or that adorable picture of you though......MOL!
    I have a new blog address: martythemanx2@wordpress.com
    luvs
    marty

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  22. Oh my!!! I voted for Faraday just because mum didn't understand and I DID!!!! MOL

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