Allie: Maxie. You're on my box.
Maxwell: Don't see your name on it.
Maxwell: Nope, nothing says "Allie."
(fulminating silence. Oh my, is that steam coming out of her ears?)
Allie: You know I can't let this kind of insubordination stand, Maxie. What kind of example does this set for the Brat?
Maxwell: Seriously, Allie, not my problem. Z-z-z-z-z.....
(inarticulate girlcat ninja howl)
Allie: And now for a restful moment or two to settle my nerves.
Honestly, confrontation is not good for a Fashionable Feline's constitution!