Saturday, June 20, 2015

Box Day...FAIL?

Maxwell: doot dah dum-de dummmmm...
Nice box.
Nice view.

Allie: Maxie. You're on my box.
Maxwell: Don't see your name on it.

Maxwell: Nope, nothing says "Allie."

(fulminating silence. Oh my, is that steam coming out of her ears?)

Allie: You know I can't let this kind of insubordination stand, Maxie. What kind of example does this set for the Brat?

Maxwell: Seriously, Allie, not my problem.  Z-z-z-z-z.....

(inarticulate girlcat ninja howl)


Allie: And now for a restful moment or two to settle my nerves.

Honestly, confrontation is not good for a Fashionable Feline's constitution!



  1. Allie, you're so naughty. I'm all for girl power, but it's not nice of you to raise your smacky paw to Maxwell just because he's sitting on his box. I understand you want it to be your box, but then you must have your mom & dad write your name on it so it's properly yours.

  2. Allie, as you know I live with an obnoxious orange boycat. I've walked in your paws for almost three years now. I've got just three words for you.

    You GO, Girl!!!


  3. ...psst.
    Sending major purrs to your momma.

  4. Wow, you are pretty fierce about your boxes, Allie! Tell your human I am sending her and her family lots and lots of purrs.

  5. You go, girl! Oh wait--Sorry, Maxwell, I know I should be on the ManCat's side--but she kind of scares me.

    You kitties need to stop fussing, though, and start be extra nice to your Human Lady who will be needing some extra-strong purr therapy for awhile. I know you kids will be up to the task. XOXOXO

  6. Yeah, we think you mised something about the Box day... MOL!

  7. Maxwell, you should have known better then to take something that so clearly smells like Allie.. her name might not have be written on it, but it was rubbed all over it.

  8. Oh dear, more trouble in kitty city over a box. You are so funny!

  9. I am just so glad your Momma was around to document this little tete a tete.

  10. *beee-booop-ing-oop-gleee* "earth to Ryker"..."earth to Ryker"...Mayday! Mayday! Bro,Allie is in ninja screeching mode (yoo DO remember dat right?) and she's even chomping on Maxie! I tink da boyz need a Ryker pep talk about now. Love yoo bro. "over and out". signed Bucky.

  11. Poor Maxwell, you are sort of a meanie-but a cute one :)

  12. Oh my - does that mean Maxwell is a boxed lunch?

    The Farm cats send their loudest purrs to your mom.

  13. Glad that's over with... now time to give your human mom some much needed purr therapy.... xoxo from Deb and the Zee/Zoey kitties

  14. OH my Maxwell. Well we can only say "GIRL POWER"!
    Sending purrs and prayers for your Momma.

  15. Maxwell, you should know Allie better since all that time ! We send comforting purrs and gentle headbonks to your mom. Purrs

  16. Whoa, Allie, you go, girl. You tell him. I could take some lessons from you for keeping my brothers better in line. We are all sending our loudest and best purrs to your mom.

  17. I dare to say: Good Job, Allie! You gotta do what you gotta do! Milou always steals my boxes too!

  18. Poor Allie...having to put up with two bratty younger brothers ;)

    Purrs of comfort from our family to yours.

  19. Allie! Yous is WONDERFUL!!!
    Mes LOVES how yous bosses those boys around!

  20. OMC! I'm so proud of you, Allie! Girlcat Power! ~Zoey

  21. Oooh dang, Allie! You go, girl!

    Hugs and purrs to your Mommy...

  22. We can't believe the competition, especially as that box hadn't even been opened yet. MOL! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo


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