"Some of the humans here call me Elegant Eggplant. They tell me that my unique Tortie coat is beautiful - that's so nice of them!"
"I must say, my favorite holiday is Boxing Day (I love sitting in boxes). I also love playing under the blankets, but I'm not hiding, I'm just being playful.
I love a good scratch on the head and under my chin, and when you are petting my head, I might even do a somersault for you. Perhaps I should try out for the Olympics? What do you think?"
"I'm a little purr machine, and anytime people come by and rub me, and tell me how gorgeous I am, well, that revs my purring motor big time. I love hanging out with you - I'd sit with you on the computer, or watch TV with you too.
Do you cook? I could be your Official Taste Tester!
Do you work out? I'll count reps for you - and maybe even pad it a bit (after all, we don't want you overextending yourself, you know?).
I can hardly wait for someone to gaze in my eyes and ask, "Do you want to be mine, Eggplant?"
Oh yes! Yes, I do!
I think I'd make a pawesome Valentine, don't you?
Eggplant is available at the Merriam Campus of Great Plains SPCA today!
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