His new enterprise: Maxwell Holmes Investigations.
We join our sleuth mid- , uh, sleuthing.
Maxwell: *humming to himself* doop-dee-doo-dee-do ....
Maxwell: Hrm ....
Faraday: Maxie, what are you doing in the refrigerator?
(And if you score some salmon, save me some!)
Maxwell: Don't bother me now, boy. Can't you see I'm working?
Faraday: Working on WHAT? Stealing noms from the fridge? Lemme see.
Seriously, Maxie. I didn't think you had it in you.
Maxwell: NO, I'm on a case right now. Don't you think of anything else?
Faraday: Yes. Wand toys ....
Maxwell: Off the chair, bro. I need to figure out how to install my new Vimtag Mini Cube security camera in here so I can gather evidence for my big case.
Faraday: WHAT big case?!?
Maxwell: Momma suspects someone is committing Fruit Juice Felony.
Faraday: Fruit Juice WHAT-ery?
Maxwell: Felony. Swigging RIGHT outta the container. Evidently that's a big no-no for humans.
Faraday: I hate to be the one to point it out to the techno-kitty and all, but how do you propose to power the camera, inside this thing?
Maxwell: Hrm, you have a point. Maybe I can hide one among the onions on top ....
Maxwell: Yeah ...that's the ticket. The suspect will never, uh, suspect.
Cut to close-up shot of Vimtag Mini Cube:
Allie: Oh Maxie. Honestly, don't you think you're taking this sleuthing a bit too far?
Maxwell: And why do you care, Allie, hmmm? Are you perhaps in CAHOOTS with the Perp?
Maxwell: Well, ARE you?
Allie: I don't have to dignify that with an answer!
Will Maxwell ever find out whodunit?
Will the Vimtag Mini Cube record incriminating evidence?
What fee will Maxie charge for his services?
These answers, and more, below:
Faraday: oooooh, somekitty's in trouble now. How'd you get that footage, Maxie?
Maxwell: Elementary, my dear Faraday.
I suspected Allie was an accomplice, and as she'd seen me place the Vimtag Mini Cube on top of the refrigerator, I deduced she would signal the "All Clear" to the Perp if I removed it.
It's so small, she never noticed I had moved it to the countertop. And its black coloring allowed it to blend right in.
As they say in my line of work ... Case Closed!
Now, Momma ... About my fee ....
Faraday: WAIT, Maxie. Waaaaaitaminit! This is some pawesome blackmail material.
Let me just write up a list with our demands ....
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And YES. Marty really WAS caught swigging from the carton.
Shameful. Truly shameful.