Only this time, she's a month late.
Somekity's not going to take this well. Nope, not at all.
It's bad enough that she's putting a bow on a can of food but this apple?
At least last year, Faraday got a Pop Tart.
That's a whole lot closer to birthday cake than this thing.
And, uh ... this toy? *sniff*
Yup. THAT was from Aunt Connie last year, too.
Oh yeah, this is gonna be memorable ....
~ sometime later in the day ~
Allie: Wow, Brat. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but ...
I actually feel SORRY for you.
Faraday: *little sniffle* I think that's even the same BOW, Allie.
Will Faraday ever get a real birthday celebration?
Is he still the baby of the fambly?
Will he take this insult lying down?
Heh. What do you think?