Monday, October 31, 2016

Faraday celebrates Knock Knock Joke Day

Faraday: hey Maxie, wanna hear a few knock knock jokes?
You know, in honor of today?

Maxwell: Do I have a choice?


Faraday: Um, no.
DRUM ROLL PLEEZ!


Faraday: Knock knock.
(pause)
(silence)
Faraday: *exasperated look*  Maxie.  You're supposed to say "who's there?"

And don't say you know who it is, because we all know that you know.
Just say "who's there" -- okaaaaaays??


Maxwell: I'm going to regret this, aren't I ....

Faraday: Knock knock.
Maxwell: Who's there?
Faraday: A little old lady.
Maxwell: A little old lady who?
Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie, I didn’t know you could yodel!


Ahh, I crack myself up.


Faraday: One more for the road, Maxie? On account of it's Halloween and all.
Knock, knock.
Maxwell: *sighhh* Who's there?
Faraday: Ivana.
Maxwell: Ivana who?
Faraday: Ivana suck your blood.

 

Faraday: Priceless!!!

Maxwell: Wait - I have one.
Faraday: YOU???
Maxwell:  Yeah, knock, knock.
Faraday: Uh ... Who’s there?
Maxwell: Sadie.
Faraday: Sadie who?


Sadie next word and watch me disappear, dood. Watch me disappear.


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21 comments:

  1. Faraday, it looks like you got a trick instead of a treat. Happy Halloween and happy knock knock joke day. 🎃😄

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  2. Such a nice post!!!!! Very funny, and the pictures are so cute!!!!! Have the best Halloween!!!!! Luna

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  3. You two are so silly - BUT I have to admit, Mom and I DID giggle!!!! Happy Howl-o-Ween!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  4. LOL! You kitties keep the knock knock jokes funny.

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  5. standin ovayshunz doodz....we loves em !!!!!!! 984....paws UP !!!! ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

    happee howl o ween ~~~~ ♥♥♥

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  6. Bwahaha! You both crack me up.

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  7. I fall in love with Maxie all over again each time ;) Sometimes, Faraday is too smart for his own good!

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  8. Thanks for the Halloween funnies. I love knock-knock jokes...even corny ones! MOL!

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  9. We think Maxie got you that time, Faraday!

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  10. Oh, Fraday, your expressions get us every single time!

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  11. Bwahahahahaha!! Those were great! Even if Maxie had the one up on you, Faraday:)

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  12. Excellent knock knocks, Faraday! And Maxie, yours was great, too! :O)

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  13. MOL ! Maxie got you, Faraday ! Purrs

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  14. You handsome boys make a good comedy team!
    Their expressions are priceless.
    Maggie @ shelter-cats

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  15. You boys cracked us up, as usual. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  16. You boys are silly. I'm looking forward to the next installment of your comedy routine.

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