Friday, October 14, 2016

Happy Birthday, Allie!

Maxwell: Is that a gray hair I see, Allie?
Allie: Most likely, Maxie. I am a gray tuxie, after all. 
Maxwell: No, really. I think even your gray hairs are turning gray.
And is that a new wrinkle I'm seeing over here?


Allie: Enough with the gray hairs, Maxie.
Maxwell: Is your temper fraying a bit, Allie?
Maybe you're going through Meownopause.

(long pause)

Did you hear what I said? Allie?  ALLIE?
Holy cat, she's losing her hearing ....


Allie: *sigh* I can hear you just FINE, Maxie (although I wish I couldn't at times).
I was just counting to ten.

Maxie: Counting to -- oh NO! You're having cognitive function issues, too?
How many paws am I holding up Allie?

Allie?


Allie: Wonder if I'd get a senior discount on Pest Control?
Maxwell: Pest Control? We have no bugs, Allie.
Are you seeing things now? I hear that's a sign of senility.
Have you had your geriatric screening yet?
Just trying to be there for you, Allie.
You know, being a senior cat now, and all.

Wishing Allie a Happy Birthday!

We're not exactly sure what day Allie was born but Wayside Waifs, her Alma Mater, estimates early October of 2007. So, happy birth-month, Little Princess!

And, uh, somemommy got it WRONG last year. She's only now turning 9.
To help keep her honest in the future - and to avoid any messy "birther" issues, we've decided to publish her "birth certificate" from PetPoint.



Faraday: Wow, Allie, you were actually skinny back then.

Allie: That's it. I'm never celebrating another birthday. EVER.

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31 comments:

  1. Happy birth month, beautiful girl! You seriously need to whap that brother of yours...he's just being mean!

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  2. Oh Allie, you are only as old as you feel. Don't let pesky brothers bring you down.

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  3. HAPPY Birthday Allie!!! Maybe for your present your mom can send the boys on vacation.

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  4. Happy Birthday, Allie! You look as beautiful as always.

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  5. Geez, Allie, what's WITH these boys? How can you stand them? Happy birthday, and I see even MORE fame for you in the year to come! ;-)

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  6. Happy Birthmonth, Allie ! We're amazed that you didn't whap your pesky brother after the Meownopause trick ! Purrs

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  7. Oh Brother, BROTHERS!!! Honestly, sometimes we too wonder what to do with those pesky boys...

    We wish you a VERY HAPPY BIRTHMONTHDAY, Allie!

    Celebratory Purrs,
    Tama-Chan and Sei-Chan (and the pesky boys too!)

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  8. Happy birthday, Allie. Your brother was seriously asking for a good whapping. You showed great restraint.

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  9. Those pesky brothers...just ignore him Allie and have a very happy birthday. Tee hee

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  10. Maxwell, you gotta quit while your ahead, buddy...or you're gonna get a whapping!

    Happy Birthday, Allie! We hope your pesky brothers leave you alone.

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  11. Brothers! Just sit on him Allie ;) MOL!
    Happy 9th Birthday Allie, and we purr you get extra treats and love today(and every day)!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  12. Even though you were only meant to be a "foster", we can see why your humans found you irresistible Allie! Happy Purrs Day!

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  13. Happy birthday, Allie! Boy, you really put up with a lot from that Maxwell, don't you?? :)

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  14. Happy Birthday Allie - no matter how old you are you are a beauty

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  15. Happy happy belated birthday!!!!!!!!

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  16. LOL, Maxwell...I hope Allie did not order "pest" control :-)
    Happy birthday, Allie!

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  17. Happy Birthday, Allie!
    Maxie, I'm disappointed. I could see Faraday pestering poor Allie ... {sigh} you ARE irresistibly adorable though :)

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  18. Happy birthday, Allie! Don't let Maxie bother you ... you look meowvehlous, and hey, you're YOUNG compared to us! :)

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  19. Happy Birthday Month Allie! Doesn't matter what your age is - you'll always be beautiful........REMIND Maxie that he is NOT getting any younger himself (tee heeeee!).

    Love, Sammy

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  20. A Happy 9th Birthday to Allie! May you have many more in your wonderful home with such sweet fur siblings ;)

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  21. Happy birthday, Allie! We didn't remember ever seeing your official birth certificate and those photos from back in the day. You're just as beautiful now as you were back then.

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  22. We're late because of Mom, But happy belated birthday Allie!! Hope your year ahead is a very happy one!!

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  23. Happy 9th birthday Allie. You and Maxwell are too funny!
    I turned 12 today (well, it's a made-up birthday for me but it's the one we choose to celebrate).

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  24. Dearest Allie,
    Mes LATE! But better late than never!
    *•.¸¸♪♫•Happy Belated Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•¸¸.•*
    ¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday Dear Allie!!!!! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday to you! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  25. Happy Birthday you totally and thoroughly gorgeous girl! Pay no attention to Maxwell who b]needs a whap! You and I are the same age I do believe and we are NOT having senior issues! I'll come over and whap him for you if you like. XXXOOO

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  26. OMC!! We are so behind we just totally missed this most impawrtant day. Furgive us pawlease. Anypaws, we did help the petcretary make a card for you:

    http://kimages.imikimi.com/image/1qtzM-251.jpg

    Just copy/paste that URL to see/save/post this wherevfur you'd like.

    Hope you had a mist furbulous and memorable day of fun and treats!
    MIAOW!!

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