Because if so, I'm so there."
You know, for an older guy like me, it's kinda hard to keep track of all these new-fangled social media trend things. But I'm game for anything.
I'm especially game for a new home. My fur may be a bit scruffy around the edges, and these bones creak a bit more each year, but I sure do have a lot of loving left to give.
Are you looking for a snuggle buddy, someone to curl up with you while you play on one of those devices all the young'uns are using these days, like Netflux and HulaHoop?
If so, I'm your mancat.
Please come out and see me. At 12 years, I've learned to value every second of every day - with none to waste. So I'm all packed and ready to head home with you, any time.
Just ask for the dapper orange moggie when you get out here, and they'll direct you to me straightaway.
Purrs and soft paw-pats,
Alfie is waiting for you at Allie's Alma Mater, Wayside Waifs.