"So, I was all, like, 'ewww, that's just so gnarly!'
and she was, all, like, 'I KNOW, right?
I mean, it's totally tubular!
... and ermagerd, I nearly had a cow, it was so totally ah-MA-zing --
"and then he was all, like -- oh gag me with a spoooon
and I was, like, oh puh-leease, that is sooooo BOGUS.
Just take a chill pill already, okay?
Yeah, like, for sure!"