Friday, December 16, 2016

Stupid Toy



Allie: Now where did I put that catnip fish ...


It was just here a moment ago.  Have you seen  ---


Oh.


*cue inarticulate ladycat grunting*


Pardon us. Delicate and ladylike grunting.


Allie: You mock me.
Me?
Allie: You. The toy. Life.

I think I'll just nap now, if you don't mind.

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Happy Stupid Toy Day.
How do you plan to celebrate?

19 comments:

  1. Whap that toy into oblivion = that is what you need to do. Or nap. Napping is good

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  2. Allie.. I feel the same way when I'm wrapping gifts.. stupid tape is always just out of reach.

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  3. Oh my cat! That belly! I guess stupid toys are immune to irresistible bellies :)

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  4. Oh that toy must haz a cloaking device. No way you would have missed it otherwise. Purrs, Katie Kitty Too

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  5. How dare that toy torment you?

    The Florida Furkids

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  6. We think you should show that toy who's boss, Allie.

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  7. What.....lady cats don't grunt.
    I hate when toys hide from me.

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  8. We think we'll go play with our stupid toys, Allie!

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  9. Maybe you had a bit too much nip before playing?

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  10. Yeah, we know... A little Nip an evrything is harder ta find.

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  11. Oh forget the stupid toy. There is something very important........your tummy! Gorgeous tummy! I'm giving you a virtual tummy rub :-)

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  12. Gee, stupid toy day? Hmmm, not sure, gotta go find my stupid toy!

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  13. That was funny!! You could have stretched out a wee bit further...nah, napping is better:)

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