Wednesday, June 14, 2017

BirdTV Woes

Allie: Oh dear. It looks like our BirdTV channel's on the fritz.


Maxwell: What do you mean, exactly, by "fritz"? Like, bad reception or something?


Allie: No, as in "there are no birds here". None. Not a one.


Faraday: Well, what are you going to do about it, Allie?


Allie: What do I know about premium channel repair, brat?
Maybe it'll just self-correct or something, if I sit here long enough.


Maxwell: Uhh ... I don't think it works that way, Allie.


Faraday: That's it. I'm calling the plumber.


Maxwell: Dood. The plumber? Don't you mean the cable guy?
Faraday: You say potato ....




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25 comments:

  1. maybe you need to send the parents out to get a bird feeder or bird bath or something to enhance the tv viewing experience

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  2. Call Hitchcock; he'll find you some birds...hehehehe!

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  3. Well, at least you won't have any rude birds pooping on stuff like they do around here. We'll gladly send them your way.

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  4. Umm, time to send your mum or dad out with foods for the birds, that brings them back.

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  5. "there are no birds here". None. Not a one.

    anda happee day waz had bye all... ina quaint little town... in kansas ~~~~

    and peace reigned over de earth ~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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  6. He ha! At least we've never had a plumber say, "I'll be there between sometime 12:00 and 5:00" and show up at 6:00.

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  7. The Island Cats have an annoying pooping bird. Maybe they can send him over.

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  8. Where are all of your birds? Have they gone north for the summer??

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  9. You need a magpie. Harry was talking to ours today. I'll tell him to tell it to visit you - how's that?

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  10. MOL! We thought you were calling a plumber to crack the case!

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  11. Did you get it to work? We hate it when BirdTV goes on the fritz!

    The Florida Furkids

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  12. I think you need to tell Mom to feed the birds :)

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  13. Ha ha ha at The Beaded Tail!
    Maybe some Mommy or Daddy should put out some premium bird seed and/or fruit?
    Seriouslies, you can't just wish it will get better!

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  14. Or as I'd say Allie "I want what I paid for! I paid for burd tv and I want burd tv complete with the burds!" By next year, my burd tv is being cancelled altogether by the cable co.

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  15. Call Mommy. She'll know what to do!

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  16. There are plenty of squirrels outside our tv. We love Allie's collar!

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  17. Did you kitties scare away the birdies? Maybe check to see if the feeder is full.

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  18. Shucks, bad Bird Channel reception is the pits. Hope it got better...ours is mostly purrty good lately! There is even a rodent channel now:)

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