Thursday, August 31, 2017

Thursday's Purrs: Columbus

"Well hello there!

I'm Columbus, a classic short haired red tabby with the sweetest little puppy dog (uhm, I mean kitty cat) eyes."


"I'm known around here for being a big, cuddly teddy bear who never met a person I didn't like. The volunteers here say I'm all sorts of kind and loving, and it's true! I looooove being petted, and won't say no to the occasional treat."


"One of my favorite things to do around here is get out of my kennel and have a chat with visitors and other volunteers. I just have so much to say!

Just call me Chatty Columbus. (Or not. Hey, who wrote this script anyway? *peers at the lady behind the keyboard*)

Truth is, I am a vocal kinda guy, and I'd love to talk to you.
Come by any time and visit me. I'm the handsome moggie in kennel A2.

Hope to see you soon!
Columbus :)"



Columbus is available at Allie's Alma Mater, Wayside Waifs. Come meet this sweet, sweet boy today!


www.waysidewaifs.org



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Wednesday, August 30, 2017

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday



Allie:  *sigh-h-h-h* Rainy mornings ....



Ah-h-h-h.  Sunny afternoon!



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Tuesday, August 29, 2017

'Toon Tuesdays: Eww. Just, Eww.







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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!




Monday, August 28, 2017

Wait. WHAT?!?

Faraday: *scandalized look* Maxie, did you see the news?
Maxwell: Uhhhh ....
Faraday: Seriousllies, Maxie. Everyone's talking about it.

Mommy has been spotted cheating on us.

Exhibit A, Incriminating Evidence
Maxwell: Is that ...
Faraday:  YASSSSSSSSS. And I thought he was one of the boys.
Maxwell: Dood. That totally breaks the code.

That's right, gentle reader. While the boys sit staring in shock at Exhibit A, the mom is in Colorado on a photo safari/vacay with her good friend, Glogirly.

Selfie taken yesterday in Rocky Mountain National Park

Waffles: Hey, Miss Lisa, don't you think this could use a little more orange? And maybe some chicken?

 
Katie: Don't worry, Allie. I'll send her packing tomorrow. My word on it.



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Sunday, August 27, 2017

Picture Me This Photohunt

Created for friends, fellow bloggers and anyone who enjoys a creative challenge, Picture Me This is a weekly idea-starter for social media posts. Any platform, anywhere.

No following, no submitting required. And certainly no pressure!

We're just filling a void made when last year's Photohunt host went on hiatus.

This Week's Theme:




Be sure to tag your entry with #PMTphotohunt so others can find you.

If you tag us as well (@tonkstail on Instagram & Twitter, @atonkstail on Facebook) we'll be sure to like and share your entry.

Enjoy!

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Friday, August 25, 2017

Native Habitat? Or Not.



We join our story, in progress.
 
Nat Geo Announcer: (whispers) ... and here we have a rare glimpse at the Great White Housepanther in his native habitat.


Announcer VO: ... sunning himself on a downed tree trunk in the African veldt.


*cue ripping sound of record scratch*

The mom: Time to go in, Baby Boy! 


Faraday: (glares through slitted eye)

The Great White Housepanther doesn't go in, Mommy.
Now go 'way. I was just getting to the good part.

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Thursday, August 24, 2017

Thursday's Purrs: Carmen

"Hullo there, pleased to meet you!

My name is Carmen, and as you may have noticed from my picture, I have a very unusual coat. I'm sort of a tortoiseshell/calico combination, with some tuxedo pattern thrown in, as you can see from my white bib and gloves.

So that means I'm dressed for any occasion!"



"My colorful fur also is very soft. So I hope that means that you will enjoy petting me as much as I love being petted. Seriously, I have one of the softest kitty coats you've ever felt!

I was adopted from Wayside once before, but I have been diagnosed with FLUTD (feline lower urinary tract disease). It's not so much a disease as a condition that can be managed with a special diet and a low-stress environment.

The staff and volunteers have noted that since I have returned to Wayside, I have used my litter box consistently. Still, they recommend that my new family give me a least a week in my own room in my new home to adjust."


"Because FLUTD can be aggravated by stress, I would be happiest in a calm, quiet home without other cats, dogs or young children. I request a patient adopter who will give me plenty of time to adjust to my new environment. My previous family said I was a "joy" to have around, and I must admit, I'd totally bond with the family member who feeds me. (I'm a girl who loves a good, tasty dish!)

They said I like to play with toys, and I do! I even like to play all by myself, with the toys in my kennel. I especially love batting my little toy mouse around.

My Felineality is Sidekick. That means I tend to be moderately brave in new situations, and I love nothing more than sticking by my favorite person or people. Having my special person near brings me comfort and confidence.

I do love attention, and I relax when I'm petted. I'll let you know it by making biscuits with my paws and flopping on my side for belly rubs! If you're looking for a sweet kitty to fill your home and heart with beauty and love, come meet me, Carmen!

I'll be waiting for you right here at Wayside.

Purrs,
Carmen"


Carmen's available at Allie's Alma Mater, Wayside Waifs. Come meet this sweet, sweet girl today!


www.waysidewaifs.org



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Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Back Away ... Slowly, Dood.

We continue Monday's saga:

Maxwell: ... she's behind me isn't she?


Faraday: Hey Maxie, if you don't make it through this, can I have your lounger?
Maxwell: (releases mousie like it was a hot potato)


Allie: Were you playing with my mouse, Maxie?
After expressly being told not to?

Maxwell: Uhh-h-h ....
Allie: How many times do I have to say it?


Allie: STAY AWAY FROM MY THINGS!


Allie: (primly) I think that's a very reasonable request. Don't you?


You won't catch us arguing with you, girly. No sirree!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2017

'Toon Tuesdays: Punny But No





Poor Jerry. That must have stung ... #yeswewentthere
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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!




Monday, August 21, 2017

She'll never know. Right?

We continue Friday's saga:

Maxwell: Allie's sure taking her sweet time with that nap. And this mousie's just sitting here, all lonely and bored.


Really, when you think about it that way, I'd be doing mister mousie a service by playing with him.


And I'll bet I could sneak in a good solid hour or so of mousie play, and she'd never know ....
*reaches out to nip at mousie wire*


Faraday (from under table): I wouldn't do that if I were you, Maxie.
Maxwell: Uhh, why not?


Faraday: In fact, I'd step away from that mousie real quick, I would.
Maxwell: *gulp*


Hey dood, is that what a "deer in the headlights" looks like?


(To be continued ....)
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Sunday, August 20, 2017

Picture Me This Photohunt

Created for friends, fellow bloggers and anyone who enjoys a creative challenge, Picture Me This is a weekly idea-starter for social media posts. Any platform, anywhere.

No following, no submitting required. And certainly no pressure!

We're just filling a void made when last year's Photohunt host went on hiatus.

This Week's Theme:




Be sure to tag your entry with #PMTphotohunt so others can find you.

If you tag us as well (@tonkstail on Instagram & Twitter, @atonkstail on Facebook) we'll be sure to like and share your entry.

Enjoy!

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Friday, August 18, 2017

Whose mousie, again?


Maxwell: Cool, Allie. A mousie. 
Allie: That's my mousie, Maxie. And once I'm done with my nap, I intend to play with it.

So paws off--- *yawwwnnn* -- 'k?


Allie: Really, I'd hate to have to hurt you over a mousie infraction.
Or have you forgotten the lounger incident from last week so soon?

Maxwell: (casually stretches paw out and snags mouse while giving leg a nonchalant lick)
Um, yeah, sure Allie. Whatever.


Allie: I saw that, Maxie. I think I'll just nap with my mousie, if you don't mind.
(hugs mousie chastely to her breast)


Allie: ... and maybe I'd better sleep with one eye open.


... or maybe both eyes ....

That's probably a good idea, girlie.
(To be continued ....)

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Thursday, August 17, 2017

Thursday's Purrs: Rose

"Hi! My name is Rose.
Due to very unfortunate events, this is my second time at KC Pet Project. No, it’s not my fault. The first time, it was because my human passed away.

I was adopted by another wonderful human and she says I’m the sweetest, most cuddly cat she’s ever met. She wished with all her heart that she could keep me, but she was moving away and was afraid the stress of the move would be too much for me.

I admit, I do start off as a very shy kitty, but with time, love, and effort…I will be your best friend, honest."



"I am very scared of the shelter, so I need your help.

I prefer quieter households. My mom isn’t sure if I get along with other cats, but I can tell you right now that dogs aren’t my favorite.

Oh, and I do have one requirement: I MUST be able to sleep with you. You see, I'm a real cuddler. Feet and bellies are my favorite!

I love to play, too. Jingly balls are my fave, but wand toys are okay, too. I eat dry food, but I absolutely adore wet food. YUM!"



"Let's see.... what else can I tell you about myself?  Oh! I’m real a lady.
In fact, always cross my legs when I sit.

I know I’m scared and quiet right now, but if you take me home, you won’t regret it.
Won't you come meet me?

Shy purrs,
Rose”

Rose is available at the Main Campus of KC Pet Project. Come meet her today!


https://kcpetproject.org

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Wednesday, August 16, 2017

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Sneak peek at our new kitchen window and sill (coat of paint to come!).



And it looks like somekitty's getting in a bit of practice for next week's National Be an Angel Day. Keep at it, dood.
You could use the practice.

Just sayin'.


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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

'Toon Tuesdays: Overheard at Hallmark





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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!




Monday, August 14, 2017

Never Mess with a Girlcat in Pearls

Remember the epic battle Faraday tattled on while the mom was out of town last week? 
Here is the full tale, unredacted.

Allie: Move over, Maxie. Let someone else have some lounger time.
Maxwell: Yeah, riiight. Think again, Allie. This lounger is TAKEN.


Allie: I said---
Maxwell: And I said it's TAKEN!


WHAP! WHAPPITY! WHAP!


Maxwell: You want a piece of this, Allie?

Well, DO ya?


(moments later...)


Maxwell: All right. All right, FINE.

Just quit it with the CLAWS, Allie!


Looks like Maxie fell for Classic Blunder #3, "never mess with a girlcat in pearls."

Dood, look out for Sicilians and land wars in Asia, too. Just meowin'.

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Sunday, August 13, 2017

Picture Me This Photohunt

Created for friends, fellow bloggers and anyone who enjoys a creative challenge, Picture Me This is a weekly idea-starter for social media posts. Any platform, anywhere.

No following, no submitting required. And certainly no pressure!

We're just filling a void made when last year's Photohunt host went on hiatus.

This Week's Theme:




Be sure to tag your entry with #PMTphotohunt so others can find you.

If you tag us as well (@tonkstail on Instagram & Twitter, @atonkstail on Facebook) we'll be sure to like and share your entry.

Enjoy!

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Friday, August 11, 2017

A Little Construction Advice


A few weeks ago, construction began on our house as we had a few windows replaced.
Some kitties wisely decided to retreat from all the loud noise and chaos.

And then there's Maxwell.

Part I: Deconstruction
  
Maxwell: ... and after you remove that one, there's another storm window over here ....
 

Maxwell: Ah, yes. Very good. Very good.


Maxwell: Dood, I think you missed a screw. No, down here, in this corner ....


Maxwell: Yeah, that's the ticket. Now, after you remove that one ....


The crew was entertained by Maxie's "dedication" to the project!

We'll show you the "after" photos soon.


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