Friday, August 17, 2018

We interrupt our daily cat for a book review

Faraday: I dunno why Mommy keeps sitting there, tippy-tapping on that keyboard, but she seems to think this week's speshul or something.
An' it has to do wif THIS.


Her latest book released yesterday and she's already working on the next one, an' the NEXT one, can you believe it?

If you like science fiction, you can pick it up on Amazon at this link here

That guy wif the glowy eyes looks skeery too.   (He is, kiddo. Very scary.)

Maxwell: Dood, that's because he's the book's nemesis.
Allie: Maxie, you need to put it in words he understands.  
*looks pointedly at Faraday*
That's the book's DOG.

Faraday: ohhhhhh.

Wait, did you just insult me, Allie?
Imma just go stand on Mommy's computer now and stare at her an' stuffs.

 Put a cat on the next cover Mommy! Like, nowz an' stuffs.

  You mean, like this?

The next book (sorry, Faraday didn't make the cut) is out November 1)

Faraday: YASSS! Now that's a book cover, Mommy. Handsome Space Kitty Superhero.

I'll be sure to take it up with the cover designer....

(Maybe not for book 3, though.... sorry kiddo)

Happy Release Day to our mom!
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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

(almost) Wordless Wednesday

In hunting through photos for today's post, I came across this gorgeous shot from the US's National World War I Museum at the Liberty Memorial in Kansas City.

The sun is reflecting in the lighting grid at the base of the memorial....



And of course, the requisite cat   ;-)



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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

'Toon Tuesdays: Lucky Edition




Wait. We think we need to rethink the whole black cat myth.
Maybe it's bad luck to cross a meezer's path too. Just meowin'.
Uh, and if anyone asks, we prefer Extra Crispy.


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Monday, August 13, 2018

Monday Fly-By




Ahhhh, there's nothing like a good Monday Morning Feather Session.

#amiright?


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Friday, August 10, 2018

Scritch Session #FAIL

Faraday: No, not there...


A little to the...


Seriouslies, Mommy. You need to sign up for Remedial Scritches 101.


Like...


RIGHT NOW!


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Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Wednesday Morning Side-Eye

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Girlie, you're doin' it right.





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Tuesday, August 7, 2018

'Toon Tuesdays



Uhm.... well, that's a good thing. We think.

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!




Monday, August 6, 2018

Monday Morning Derp


Maxwell: (jolts awake) 
Four hundred eighty-three! 
... 

Uhhh, what was the question again?



Go back to sleep, Maxie. Sorry for waking you, dood  ;-) 




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Friday, August 3, 2018

Nip Head


Faraday: Whaddaya mean I'm a catnip addict?



Seriouslies, Mommy. I can quit any time I want to.

(why would I want to again?)



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Wednesday, August 1, 2018

The Dog Days are here!


Allie: It's the Dog Days of August...
I think I'll take it easy on the workout.


Wouldn't want to overheat or anything.

Allie, you're in air conditioning.

Allie: *sigh* Reeeeally, Mother.
You say tomato....


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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

'Toon Tuesdays: Jurassic Park Edition






You know, in case you were wondering and stuff.
Because Maxwell totally was.

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!




Monday, July 30, 2018

No respect. None at all.

Faraday: *sigh* Don't look now, Maxie but the backyard squirrel's taunting us again.
Maxwell: Okay.


Faraday: You do realize that when I say "don't look now" you should totally look.
Maxwell: Uh-huh.

Faraday: You're ignoring me again, aren't you Maxie.
Maxwell: Yup.

#siblings

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Friday, July 27, 2018

First World Cat Owner Problems



Maxwell: Hullo, Momma. Going down to feed us this fine morning?


Stay here, so you can go grab your good camera?


I dunno about that. I mean if it's a choice between waiting here for that big black clicky box thing...


or racing down the stairs to be first in line for noms....


Yeah, sorry, Momma, that's just not the way I roll in the mornings.

#firstworldcatownerproblems

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Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Wednesday in the Garden








We do so love how her eyes pick up the green of the plant life around her.


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Tuesday, July 24, 2018

'Toon Tuesdays: Fathers




We know this one's a month late, but it's still funny.
Oh, and Allie, is there anything you'd like to tell us?  We're all ears. (Okay, not really)

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!




Monday, July 23, 2018

Anything you can do....

Faraday: Seriouslies, kitties.
Do not let your humans try this at home.


*disclaimer: performed by a professional cat in a controlled environment.

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Friday, July 20, 2018

Summer PeeMail #612 & 613





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Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Wordless Wednesday








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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

'Toon Tuesdays: Summer Camp Edition




(who knew? MOL!)



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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!




Monday, July 16, 2018

Mesmerized by the Mousie

Maxwell: Dood. No one tell him it's not real.


Quick, Allie. You grab his spot on the lounger.



Imma go snag all his bonito flakes. 

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Friday, July 13, 2018

(Almost) Wordless Friday: Spring Edition


Faraday: Not that kind of spring. We know it's summer here all too well. The fact it's elebenty hundred degrees outside might've given it away....








(Is there such a thing as a spring coma? Cuz we think Maxie might have just succumbed to it....)

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Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Shooting the Messenger




Allie: Wait. Did you just catch me with my tongue hanging out?!?


We need to talk, Mother.


(uh-oh....)

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Tuesday, July 10, 2018

'Toon Tuesdays: Horror Edition








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Monday, July 9, 2018

Fences.


Faraday: Hey, Maxie. You know that saying humans have about the grass being greener?
Maxwell: Ah-yup.


Faraday: Well, how can it be greener on the other side if we don't have any in here to compare it to?
Maxwell: Dood. This isn't a fence.

Faraday: Details, Maxie. Seriously. Work with me here. 

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Friday, July 6, 2018

Friday Constitutional (Bonus: Bad puns)

Allie, what do you see, girlie?


Allie: Oh, nothing, Mother. Just enjoying the view. That tree looks delicious!


Squirrel: No. No it doesn't.


There's nothing delicious to see here. You can leaf now....


Allie, the tree says...

Allie: I heard, Mother. Don't believe everything trees say.
They're really good at throwing shade.

(bad joke, Allie. BAD.)


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