Monday, February 26, 2018

Wait. There's MATH?

Faraday: Okay, I've had it wif these shades, Maxie.
It's been, like, elebenty weeks now.

Faraday: Do you has any idea how long that is in cat years?!
Maxwell: Well, to be precise, the aging scale of a cat is not linear. It's more of a—

 Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie? At a time like this, you wanna do maths an' stuffs?

Faraday: Here's a math problem for you, Maxie. How many minutes do you think it'd take me to shred —

Maxwell: All right, all right. Move back, let me just take a few measurements here. Let's see now, the shade begins at precisely 7.5 centimeters from the floor ....
Faraday: *sigh-h-h*

Maxwell: And I see the sun is at an azimuth of 140 degrees east of north....
Faraday: *heavy sigh* Just wake me when you need something shredded, 'k Maxie?

Maxwell: *mutter*mutter* That's two hundred thirteen centimeters, give or take.
And I can reach about ... uh ... ninety. 

Maxwell: So if Faraday can reach eighty-five, and Allie can reach ninety-six, that's uh ....

Maxwell: Uh, dood, how badly do you want your sunpuddles?

Think you can talk Allie into letting you stand on her shoulders?

Faraday: We're so screwed.
Maxwell: Yup.




  1. Maybe you can shred some holes to look through. Then perhaps the hoomins will get rid of them entirely.

  2. I always walk away when math comes into play, kitties! But I think your time would be better spent by convincing your human that those blinds need to be pulled up; you know, mee-youwing piteously and stuffs like that!

  3. doodz....lawz oh thiz case....a sawz iz required ~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥

  4. Those nice big claws should be able to dig right in and yank those shades down.

  5. Hey cats! Doesn't the shade have a cord? Cats love dangling cords. Bite it and pull hard and it might go up.

  6. I'm thinking that the mom doesn't like those shades very much..

  7. If that's your only option I think you boys had better take a nap until your mom gets home ;)

  8. You poor boys really need to stop over-thinking this! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

  9. Math is hard. But you shred those and you are SO getting a time out

  10. We say forget the math...go around it!

  11. Maths or not, I think you boys might get in trouble if you shred those blinds.

  12. Doods! At least you have each other....

  13. I didn't know Max knew so much math!

  14. I recommend chewing the end of the slats off ;) ~Bear Cat
    I've always had a weakness for nerdy guys!

  15. Your mum just needs to raise the shades!


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