Friday, May 18, 2018

Who Cut The ....

Faraday: Hey Maxie, did you see this???


Maxwell: Uhhh, looks like a mousetrap, dood.


Faraday: Well, yeah an' stuffs, but Maxie ...


...it's, like, GINORMOUS.


Maxwell: Well, it was nice of Aunt Connie to give us a nice sturdy one.  Wasn't it?
Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie. Don't you get it?


Aunt Connie prolly figures Daddy's got some mutated mousie radiation project down in the basement an' stuffs, an' ... an' ...

if we need a mouse trap THIS big, they're prolly, like, bigger than YOU.


*CUE EPIC SHOCKED LOOK*


Maxwell: Is that what they meant when they said "we need a better mousetrap"?

(Dood. It's a cheese cutter. Please refer to blog post subject line for more details.)

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19 comments:

  1. Aww, don't scare the kitties like that!
    Hahahahaha!

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  2. dang you must have some BIG mouses out there hahaha

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  3. Man! That had me goin' I thought it WAS a mousetrap!!!

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  4. Hope it isn't a cat trap disguised as a mouse trap!

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  5. I thought you must have gigantic mice there. Either that or Faraday is much smaller than I thought!

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  6. That is a cool cheeseboard :)

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  7. Nope, you guys aren't getting any mouse trapping help - maybe you can ask for some tastes of cheese.

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  8. Wait...did somebuddy say cheese?????

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  9. That is a fancy cheese cutter.

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  10. Cheese are even better dan mousies!

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  11. Phew! That COD that's a cheese cutter!

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  12. MOL! Very clever post! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gang.

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  13. That's fantastic (and suits our sense of humor too).

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  14. no no, I was pretty sure you had mutated mousies going on ;)

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  15. OMC< You had me thinking it was a rat trap...but then I saw it was a cheesecutter/slicer. Watch out for your paws, guys...


    Now where did the cheese go?

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