Native Habitat? Or Not.

We join our story, in progress.
 

Nat Geo Announcer: (whispers) ... and here we have a rare glimpse at the Great White Housepanther in his native habitat.

Announcer VO: ... sunning himself on a downed tree trunk in the African veldt.

*cue ripping sound of record scratch*

The mom: Time to go in, Baby Boy! 

Faraday: (glares through slitted eye)

The Great White Housepanther doesn't go in, Mommy.
Now go 'way. I was just getting to the good part.

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Faraday's Big Adventure

Great White Housepanther Spies Vishus Squirl in Distance

Faraday: I don't know what all the fuss is about. Harness walking is so not a big deal ....

Maxwell: Tell that to the deaf cat stuck inside the house, dood.

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