How to Gross out your Sister.

So, like, Daddy was all fascinated and stuff with this WAY cool spiderweb outside, hangin' off the peach tree. 

Yanno, that thing that had those orange-y things practically dripping off it this spring?

This tree?

But I digress. 

Dood, seriously. You do that a lot, you know.
Digress, I mean. 

Anyway, there was this spider. 

Biggest. Spider. on the PLANET.

Hairy Monster, too. 

So we figured it'd totally freak Allie out. Y'know, being a GURL an' all.

Boy were we wrong.

Allie:  Ooooh, delish! How thoughtful of Father to provide an amuse bouche, before dinner!

Seriouslies. She scares us sometimes.

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