Monday, December 9, 2019

Priorities, we gots them.



Faraday: I'm telling you, Maxie, that Amazon truck does NOT have our noms on it.
Maxwell: Dood, you can't know that for sure.


Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie. I saw Mommy's last order. It had hair stuffs an' tool parts an' ... an' vitamins an' stuffs listed onna page. Not a single bonito flake anywheres.



Maxwell: So that ginormous box I see him carrying up to our front porch....


Faraday: Worthless.



Hey, Amazon delivery dood...consider yourself lucky Max is on this side of the glass....

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Friday, December 6, 2019

Cat Conversations #512



Faraday: Hey, Maxie, why're we sitting here, staring out at a backyard we can't play in, again?
Maxwell: It's called "getting fresh air".

Faraday: An' why's this such a good idea again? Cuz all I wanna do is tear into that squirl who's sitting there laffing at us right now.

Maxwell: Well, Momma said—
Faraday: Pfft. Mommy also said going to the vets and getting our toofs cleaned was a good idea, and you know how that turned out.



Hey, it's not my fault you guys have so many cavities....

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Wednesday, December 4, 2019

(almost) Wordless Wednesday




Look who's been dipping into the nip....

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Monday, December 2, 2019

Cyber Glam



Allie: Excuse me...
I hope you don't mind, but I put a few things in your cart online for Cyber Monday.


The Mom: Allie! *cue choking sounds* That's a diamond collar with a 1.52-carat marquise-cut pendant, for— 
A hundred and fifty thousand dollars?!?

Allie: Is it too much, do you think? Is it? 
I don't want it to look gaudy....

You're right. It's too much. 
Let's stick with the option without the pendant attached.

The Mom: *faints*
You think we jest? Check this out....



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Friday, November 29, 2019

Black Friday Fire Drill!



Maxwell: Dood, what are you doing?

Faraday: Everyone's talking about all the HOT Deals going on today, since it's Black Fridays, an' stuffs. I just like to be prepared. You know what happened the last time things got hot around here....



Please shop responsibly!  ;-)

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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Ready for Thanksgiving? Faraday is!



*big eyes* Is that ... turkey?  And gravy?


*reaches for plate*


Can you push the stuffing closer, pleez? I can't quite reach it from here.


*prepares to snag --- *
FARADAY!


What do you mean, "you're not invited"?
B-b-but I washed my paws an' ... an' ... everything.

*cue lower lip quiver*

(Yeah, this is how he got the turkey. And the pumpkin pie.)





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From our home to yours:
Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving

Monday, November 25, 2019

Monday Morning Brrrrz



Faraday: Go 'wayz... I'm cold!






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