Friday, April 19, 2019

RIP Little Bird



*cue tweeting noises*
Allie: *chomp*

*cue silence*
Allie:  *pat-pat-pat* ... hullo in there?


*brings bird to ear to listen*
*more silence*
Faraday: Allie! You broke it!

MOMMMMMMM, ALLIE BROKE THE BIRD!


Allie: I did no such thing. This bird is obviously defective.




(Girlie, it's broken. No tweets remain. Even The Physicist can't fix it.)

Faraday: You're taking that out of her allowance, right?

.... right, Mommy?

The Mom: Well, it was nice while it lasted.

(Don't tell them The Physicist is suspected of sabotage. That thing tweeted. A lot.)

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Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Wanna know a secret?




Allie:  ... No.

(Dood, we'd let it ride. She doesn't look terribly patient right now....) 

 
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Monday, April 15, 2019

Happy Birthday, Maxwell!

Happy 9th birthday to our handsome Blue Boy.

Maxie shows off his baby blue eyes on his birthday

May your BirdTV be extra special today!

Maxie on his lounger, looking intently out the window

And may you (finally) catch that elusive Red Dot...

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Friday, April 12, 2019

Is It Friday Yet?

Maxwell: I've booked a weekend filled with sun puddles.




Care to join me?

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Wednesday, April 10, 2019

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday




Just hangin' out on the deck.
You?



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Monday, April 8, 2019

In the Eye of the Beholder

The Mom: Oh, Allie, look up at the tree. Isn't it beautiful?


Allie: Hmmm, delicious is more like it, Mother.
The Mom: Delicious? I don't think magnolia blossoms are edib— Oh.


The Mom: I see we're looking at two different things, aren't we.
Allie: Always, Mother. Always.


The Bird: *gulp*  Niiiiice kitty....



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Friday, April 5, 2019

Tech Cat Woes

Maxwell: Hey, is this one of those new touch on/off faucets?


*tap-tap-tap*
Maxwell: Huh. Guess not. 
Bummer, dood. (Not really. We all just heaved a huge sigh of relief, actually....)








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