Monday, December 9, 2019

Priorities, we gots them.

Faraday: I'm telling you, Maxie, that Amazon truck does NOT have our noms on it.
Maxwell: Dood, you can't know that for sure.

Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie. I saw Mommy's last order. It had hair stuffs an' tool parts an' ... an' vitamins an' stuffs listed onna page. Not a single bonito flake anywheres.

Maxwell: So that ginormous box I see him carrying up to our front porch....

Faraday: Worthless.

Hey, Amazon delivery dood...consider yourself lucky Max is on this side of the glass....


Friday, December 6, 2019

Cat Conversations #512

Faraday: Hey, Maxie, why're we sitting here, staring out at a backyard we can't play in, again?
Maxwell: It's called "getting fresh air".

Faraday: An' why's this such a good idea again? Cuz all I wanna do is tear into that squirl who's sitting there laffing at us right now.

Maxwell: Well, Momma said—
Faraday: Pfft. Mommy also said going to the vets and getting our toofs cleaned was a good idea, and you know how that turned out.

Hey, it's not my fault you guys have so many cavities....


Wednesday, December 4, 2019

(almost) Wordless Wednesday

Look who's been dipping into the nip....


Monday, December 2, 2019

Cyber Glam

Allie: Excuse me...
I hope you don't mind, but I put a few things in your cart online for Cyber Monday.

The Mom: Allie! *cue choking sounds* That's a diamond collar with a 1.52-carat marquise-cut pendant, for— 
A hundred and fifty thousand dollars?!?

Allie: Is it too much, do you think? Is it? 
I don't want it to look gaudy....

You're right. It's too much. 
Let's stick with the option without the pendant attached.

The Mom: *faints*
You think we jest? Check this out....


Friday, November 29, 2019

Black Friday Fire Drill!

Maxwell: Dood, what are you doing?

Faraday: Everyone's talking about all the HOT Deals going on today, since it's Black Fridays, an' stuffs. I just like to be prepared. You know what happened the last time things got hot around here....

Please shop responsibly!  ;-)


Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Ready for Thanksgiving? Faraday is!

*big eyes* Is that ... turkey?  And gravy?

*reaches for plate*

Can you push the stuffing closer, pleez? I can't quite reach it from here.

*prepares to snag --- *

What do you mean, "you're not invited"?
B-b-but I washed my paws an' ... an' ... everything.

*cue lower lip quiver*

(Yeah, this is how he got the turkey. And the pumpkin pie.)


From our home to yours:
Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving

Monday, November 25, 2019

Monday Morning Brrrrz

Faraday: Go 'wayz... I'm cold!