Monday, February 22, 2021

When you're on deadline, and someone feels neglected....

First, we have the accusing look....

The artist then channels those feeling of neglect into a powerful statement....

As you can see, the result: a masterpiece of feline expression.

I AM THE CHILD. 

I HAVE SPOKEN. 

THIS IS THE WAY.

The Mom: Don't worry, baby... the book publishes day after tomorrow....

Faraday The Neglected: That's what they always say. *hrmpf*

Wednesday, February 17, 2021

When you accidentally annoy your coworker....

The mom: "Maxie! I can't finish my edits! Your tail's in the way!"

Maxwell: Are you saying I have a big butt?




Monday, February 15, 2021

Record Breaking Mews?


Maxwell: Mo-o-m-m-m-m! It's MINUS FIFTEEN DEGREES OUTSIDE.

Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie, can you hold it down? Some of us are trying to ignore the Mondays over here.

Maxwell: But dood, it's, like, record breaking cold with wind chills of—

Allie: Maxie, do we look like we care?

 Maxwell: *sigh-h-h*   

The Mom: It's tough being the smart kitty in the family, isn't it dood?

Maxwell: Momma, you have no idea....

We heard it was snowing in HOUSTON today of all places! 

Craaaazy weather! What's it like where you are?


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Monday, January 18, 2021

Not a Fan


Somekitty remains unimpressed by the white stuff. 


We're kinda thinking he's got a point there. How about you?

Monday, December 21, 2020

Holiday Woes

Allie: Hannukah might be over, but a good gefilte fish is always in season.

I'll just make a quick grab before the brat —

*cue Look Of Discontent*

I HEAR YOU, BRAT. GO AWAY.

Faraday: What? What?!? Didn't anyone tell you, Allie? 

This is a double-decker box!

Allie: *sigh* Nothing ruins a girl's day quite like a *sniff-f-f* stinky brother.


 Faraday: Hey-y-y! Mommy sez I resemble that remark!


We hope your holidays are going smoothly. The Mom's recovering from surgery on her fractured hand, and will likely not be posting much over the next six weeks while she's in a cast.....

 

Oh, for opposable thumbs....

Monday, December 14, 2020

Monday Gruntles ™



Sorry for waking you Maxie. No, I don't need my chair back. I'll just... write while standing. 
No, really. It's fine....

Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Faraday sighting...?

Faraday: Hey Mommy, look!  A stairway up to the attics an' stuffs.


Wait, somebuddy's up there takin' photos of me? (cue shocked look)


The pawparazzi is EVERYwhere. 'Scuse me while I go hide my bonito flake stash....