Friday, July 3, 2020

Prepping for a Pandemic 4th



Since the pandemic has taken out so many holiday fireworks displays, Faraday had an idea....


Faraday: Okay then, who's up for a bottle rocket war?


Hey, we never said it was a good idea....



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Monday, June 29, 2020

Sneaking up on...



...Monday.

Maxwell: Shhhh...I'm incognito.
If it doesn't see me coming, then maybe I can scare it away....



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Wednesday, June 24, 2020

That look you get....



...when the pesky squirrel who's been taunting you just gets hosed down by the automatic sprinkler.




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Monday, June 22, 2020

When your nap is rudely interrupted

Faraday: Z-z-z-z-z-z.... Whuuu—?

 

Maxwell: Don't look now, dood, but she's at it again....


Heyyy, I'm sharing MY chair with you guys!

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Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Grumpy-face

Faraday: $@&!%$@


(someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....)

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Monday, June 15, 2020

An expert speaks

Faraday: Hey, Maxie, Allie sez you needs schoolin' in the finer points of wand toy play.


So imma giving you pointers an' stuffs, k?
First you rawr at it all big an' skeery-like....


An' then you goes after it wif all claws.


It's okay to use a bit of assistance to trap it, you know, if your skillz are rusty an' stuffs. A nearby chair works fine, and we won't even deduct [many] points.


AN' THEN.... You put the BITEY onnit!

Sees? It's easy as—


Mmmmmpf — *splat*
... Uh, Mommy? ...
You needz to edit out that last picture an' stuffs.
'kay, bye.





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Wednesday, June 10, 2020

A wand toy stalker

Maxwell: Uh, don't look now, Allie, but we have a stalker....


It's that blue wand toy from Monday.


Allie: Well, don't just sniff it, Maxie. Play with it.


Maxwell: Hey wand toy, you wanna play? Wait, are you defying gravity? How are you standing up on end like that? Maybe this deserves further study....


Allie: *sigh* Maxwell, you're hopeless.

Maxwell: But inquisitive. Hopeless, but inquisitive. Right, mister wand toy?
Uhh, you're getting a bit close there, buddy. Wanna back off a bit?

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