Nope. No shadow here. Nada. Nothing to see, move along, Winter.
Oh, hullo. Just practicing for tomorrow. I plan to job shadow Mister Groundhog.
You know, make sure he makes the right predictions and all.
Just call me Punxsutawney Maxwell.
February 2: Groundhog Job Shadow Day.
It's a Thing.
It's a Thing.
(and it's actually pretty cool, too!)
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