BirdTV Woes

Allie: Oh dear. It looks like our BirdTV channel's on the fritz.

Maxwell: What do you mean, exactly, by "fritz"? Like, bad reception or something?

Allie: No, as in "there are no birds here". None. Not a one.

Faraday: Well, what are you going to do about it, Allie?

Allie: What do I know about premium channel repair, brat?
Maybe it'll just self-correct or something, if I sit here long enough.

Maxwell: Uhh ... I don't think it works that way, Allie.

Faraday: That's it. I'm calling the plumber.

Maxwell: Dood. The plumber? Don't you mean the cable guy?
Faraday: You say potato ....

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Something NOT on a Stick Day

Remember this from Monday's post?

And this?

  

Well shortly after that, we saw something on Facebook.
And had to try it out.

We present:

Squirrel vs Slinky.

Mano a ... uh... Springo.

(Note: no squirrels were harmed in the making of this movie.)
(and he figured it out within 15 minutes.)

This premium channel just keeps getting better and better.

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Friday's BirdTV Channel

Maxwell: *grumbling*  This theater was supposed to have tiered seating.

"Hey you! Down in front!"

*sigh* Looks like I'll miss the opening credits ....

What's playing on your channel?

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Friday Fashion Faux Paws

Being well-accessorized for Bird Watching is always Fashionable.

Wouldn't you agree?

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Sunday Bird Watching