If the shoebox fits....

The Mom: Allie. um...I think that might be a teensy bit small for you.

*cue girlcat grumbling*

Allie: It's FINE, Mother. It just...needs a little...

*grunt*

Allie: Aaaaaargh!  *girlcat growls ensue*

THIS BOX SHRUNK!

The Mom: Uh-huh.

Allie: I heard that tone, Mother. You used a tone with me.
It fits just fine. See?

The Mom: Whatever you say, dear.

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Cat Yoga

Allie: I hear goat yoga is all the rage.
I'm thinking about trying something fresh and different.
Being the Fashion Forward Feline that I am, I think I shall call it...

SANDAL YOGA.

I'll begin with a few stretches. I call this Sideways Sun Salutation.

And then there's Modified Child's Pose.

Mustn't overdo my first time. I think I shall take a break now.

Good workout. Now hit the shower!

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Warm Winter Sunlight

It looks good on you, girlie.

Allie: It would look better on me if I were outside, Mother.

In seventy degree weather.

Sorry, darling. I'll get right on that. Might take a few months, though....

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Friday Constitutional (Bonus: Bad puns)

Allie, what do you see, girlie?

Allie: Oh, nothing, Mother. Just enjoying the view. That tree looks delicious!

Squirrel: No. No it doesn't.

There's nothing delicious to see here. You can leaf now....

Allie, the tree says...

Allie: I heard, Mother. Don't believe everything trees say.

They're really good at throwing shade.

(bad joke, Allie. BAD.)

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Mondays are for Napping

The girlcat has spoken.

(and we kinda agree)

 

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Rainy Days and Fridays

Allie: What to do on a rainy Friday?

I guess I'll plat indoors with my birdie.

Hello, you lovely little thing, come here so I can nibble on you....

What are you doing this Friday?

Allie's Fashion Faux Paws

Allie: The Fashionable Feline knows how to take advantage of the lovely fall weather.

Allie: Before it gets too cold for window whiffs.

Perish the thought, young lady!

No, really. 

Perish it. 

Now, please.

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Ouch.

Faraday: I ... I ... I feel marginalized. Sidelined. Trivialized.
 Traumatized, even.

Traumatized kitty is Traumatized.

Maxwell: Dood, Thesaurus Day was last week.
Faraday: No, Maxie, you don't unnerstand. Mommy forgot Saturday was National Hugging Day.

Allie, did you know about this???

Allie: I'd check on that for you, Brat. But ...

I'm a bit busy right now.
Being hugged.

Maxwell: ...
                 ...
                 ...

oh Allie, way to rub it in, girlfriend.
I'd sleep with one eye open tonight if I were you.

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Mine.

In case anyone wondered ....

This round scratching ball is mine.

All mine.

And no other kitty is ever going to place his dirty claws in you.

I give you my word!

(... no, I'm not obsessed at all. Why do you ask?)

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Early Evening Watch-Cat.
Ever vigilant.

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Allie's Outdoor #SundaySelfie

I thought I'd go for moody and intense today - how did I do?

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

"...ahhhhhhh!" (She might have inhaled. Just a bit.)

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Wordless Wednesday

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"Faraday was here".

Allie:  *snifffff*

 *disgusted look*

Well, that's one way to ruin a perfectly serviceable toy....

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Embarrassing #SundaySelfie

Allie: Mother! You weren't supposed to use this photo!!!!!

Faraday: Hey, you were right, Maxie. That was Mommy's password!

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Head on over and see all the other great entries!