Allie: I'm taking over the blog today for my Tell-All Memoir.
You see, my humans went AWOL recently to go flitting around.
At least they left us with our Aunt Jen -- who very kindly photo journaled my plight for me.
I must admit there were a few bright moments, just hanging around with someone who gets me like Aunt Jen....
But Maxwell was a complete slob the entire weekend. Honestly, he never left his lounger....
And of course, Aunt Jen kindly documented this Incriminating Evidence, so that I could properly report The Brat's infractions while they were away.
Exhibit A: Casualty #1, The Lamp.
Exhibit B: He's behind me, isn't he?
Why yes, yes he was.
Faraday: Seriouslies, Aunt Jen! whose side are you on anyways?!?
(Exhibit C: Disgruntled Cat, caught in the act)
And what about the Guilty Parties?
Where were they?
Somewhere around 6,500 feet, over Oklahoma. Or maybe it was Texas....
(but at least the Dad gave the Mom a pretty cool shirt. Can you see what it says?)
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