Patty cake?

Maxwell: Hey Allie, wanna play Patty Cake?
Allie: Yes, but only if you STAY ON YOUR SIDE.

Maxwell: Gee, Allie, who knew there were RULES to this game?
Allie: Oh, there are always rules, Maxie. MY rules.

And you would do well to heed them.

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National Kick Butt Day

In order to Kick Butt effectively, one needs to stay in good fighting trim.
Here, we present examples of good fighting form for you to study at your leisure.

The Side Setup:

The Intimidating Glare:

The Ladylike Head Turn:

(or maybe she's just reacting to Maxie's breath?)

The Warning Look:

The Dominating Nip:

The...Ahh... (wait, that one wasn't supposed to be published, Mother!)

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