Here is the full tale, unredacted.
Allie: Move over, Maxie. Let someone else have some lounger time.
Maxwell: Yeah, riiight. Think again, Allie. This lounger is TAKEN.
Allie: I said---
Maxwell: And I said it's TAKEN!
WHAP! WHAPPITY! WHAP!
Maxwell: You want a piece of this, Allie?
Well, DO ya?
(moments later...)
Maxwell: All right. All right, FINE.
Just quit it with the CLAWS, Allie!
Looks like Maxie fell for Classic Blunder #3, "never mess with a girlcat in pearls."
Dood, look out for Sicilians and land wars in Asia, too. Just meowin'.
