Our Five Fave Tweets: February 2013

The monthly series continues...

No we don't mind if U move our litter box to the guest bedroom, lock us in & then use loud stinky machines downstairs in *our* home... SAID NO CAT EVER.

No I do NOT want you to make my paws dance Gangnam Style.
Not now.
Not EVER.

"But she overslept" is no excuse for biting Mom on the chin at 5 AM! And purring while you do it does NOT make it OK, Faraday.

*disgruntled look* I do NOT have a Jiggle Belly & U do NOT need 2 tell the world that you're rubbing it. :::surreptitiously sucks in tummy:::




It'll be FUN, she said. You'll make MOVIES, she said. ALL the cats are doing it, she said. GET this camera OFF my collar or you're new TOY is history in 3...2...

Our Five Fave Tweets: January, 2013

Our monthly series continues...

Faraday. Dude. On a scale of 1-10 you just scored a 27 on the Destruction Meter.  Momma's dinner = EVERYWHERE. Wow, that's talent.

Now doing performance art in the closet: styrofoam packaging looks great when shredded. Look ma! New snow shoes!




(to male cat) You're wearing a PINK bowtie? DOOD, go scratch a piece of furniture. Or shred a curtain or something, QUICK!

Does anyone have a Faraday Cage we can borrow? I soooo need it - and I'm not talking about caging The Brat (though that'll be a nice perk!). The decibel levels over here are simply scandalous!

HEY WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP?!?!?! *full body S-H-A-K-E in 3...2...*  Mowzers, look at daddy go - didn't think he could move that fast.