Our Five Fave Tweets: February 2013

The monthly series continues...

No we don't mind if U move our litter box to the guest bedroom, lock us in & then use loud stinky machines downstairs in *our* home... SAID NO CAT EVER.

No I do NOT want you to make my paws dance Gangnam Style.
Not now.
Not EVER.

"But she overslept" is no excuse for biting Mom on the chin at 5 AM! And purring while you do it does NOT make it OK, Faraday.

*disgruntled look* I do NOT have a Jiggle Belly & U do NOT need 2 tell the world that you're rubbing it. :::surreptitiously sucks in tummy:::




It'll be FUN, she said. You'll make MOVIES, she said. ALL the cats are doing it, she said. GET this camera OFF my collar or you're new TOY is history in 3...2...

Our Five Fave Tweets: January, 2013

Our monthly series continues...

Faraday. Dude. On a scale of 1-10 you just scored a 27 on the Destruction Meter.  Momma's dinner = EVERYWHERE. Wow, that's talent.

Now doing performance art in the closet: styrofoam packaging looks great when shredded. Look ma! New snow shoes!




(to male cat) You're wearing a PINK bowtie? DOOD, go scratch a piece of furniture. Or shred a curtain or something, QUICK!

Does anyone have a Faraday Cage we can borrow? I soooo need it - and I'm not talking about caging The Brat (though that'll be a nice perk!). The decibel levels over here are simply scandalous!

HEY WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP?!?!?! *full body S-H-A-K-E in 3...2...*  Mowzers, look at daddy go - didn't think he could move that fast.

Oh My Cat! Our Own Infographic!

Thanks to BlogPaws, we've discovered Visual.ly's new infographic tool.

Just by logging into your twitter account at Visual.ly's Twitter Infographic Page, you, too, can have your own! (Or you can face-off with another tweep ...how fun!)

Here's how we stack up:

Our Five Fave Tweets: March 2012

Since most of you only know us through blogging...
And since this blog sprang from our presence in the twitterverse...

We're happy to present to you a new monthly series:

Our Five Fave Tweets!

*drum roll pleeeez*

My 1st Law of Sociology: Dominance over Humans requires access 2 highest platform in living space (top of fridge, closet shelf, balancing on top of shower door -- ooh that last one REALLY gets'em going!)

Fickleness = Feline Prerogative. "No, no. Those treats as SO YESTERDAY. Today it's Cream. Please DO try to Keep Up...*sigh*"

Look, it's 3 AM and that glass of water on your nightstand is MUCH closer than my waterbowl-- WHADDAYA MEAN YOU DON'T SHARE? *sniff* Humans.

So Momma. SERIOUSLY. Do you have to have clothes out of dryer This Very Minute? I swear there's a towel calling my name -- s'cuse me *burrows undercover*

*snif snif* WHAT? Eau de Evil Neighbor Cat on Mother's hands?!? AAAAIEEE! BETRAYED BY MY OWN FLESH AND-- oh I...I...feel faint....

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Our Five Fave Tweets: February, 2012

Since most of you only know us through blogging...
And since this blog sprang from our presence in the twitterverse...

We're happy to present to you a new monthly series:

Our Five Fave Tweets!

*drum roll pleeeez* 



not to name names but SOMEONE *koff-Mommy-koff* forgot 2 lift the shades today. Birdwatching SERIOUSLY curtailed. Am SO Mistreated.

pay no attention to lump under sheets AM CONDUCTING DEEP-COVER INVESTIGATION expect full report soon on whether or not bedbugs really exist

'SCUSE me? Person leaves home & informs me I'm 'In Charge'. Exactly who does she think is in charge when she's In Residence anyway?

*prim voice* Pardon me, but has this water bowl been decanted? No? *SPLAT!* If you want something done right, you simply MUST do it yourself.

*standing at bow of ship, paws outflung* I AM THE KING OF THE WORRRLD! okay so maybe it's a closet shelf instead of a ship. i'm still king.

Our Five Fave Tweets: January, 2012

Since most of you only know us through blogging...
And since this blog sprang from our presence in the twitterverse...

We're happy to present to you a new monthly series:

Our Five Fave Tweets!


*drum roll pleeeez* 


#5:

Ryker: Faraday's a chip off the ol' litterbox: devious, manipulative, sneak--- err, I mean brilliant, clever & debonair. Yeah, that.

#4:

Pawesome Continental Breakfast this AM. As a result, we've decided to let you keep your AAA rating, Mommy.

#3:

FaRADaY: Human Conditioning #4536721: Walked across Mommy's face several times between 2 & 3 AM. Am happy to report she woke up to Attend Me 3 times.

#2:

Mommy sez Allie's suffering from PMS: Pestered by Maxwell Syndrome

#1:

FaRADaY: Mommy just said I inherited Ryker's Sense of Entitlement. COOL AN INHERITANCE! Would that by chance come with any WAND TOYS???

Thankful Thursday

Today we are thankful for.....

The amazing anipal community on Twitter who raised over $1,000 this past weekend for the shelter Mommy volunteers at: Wayside Waifs.

We're so honored & humbled to be associated with so many who have such generous souls.
Please accept our most heartfelt thanks.