Whose mousie, again?

Maxwell: Cool, Allie. A mousie. 

Allie: That's my mousie, Maxie. And once I'm done with my nap, I intend to play with it.

So paws off--- *yawwwnnn* -- 'k?

Allie: Really, I'd hate to have to hurt you over a mousie infraction.
Or have you forgotten the lounger incident from last week so soon?

Maxwell: (casually stretches paw out and snags mouse while giving leg a nonchalant lick)
Um, yeah, sure Allie. Whatever.

Allie: I saw that, Maxie. I think I'll just nap with my mousie, if you don't mind.
(hugs mousie chastely to her breast)

Allie: ... and maybe I'd better sleep with one eye open.

... or maybe both eyes ....

That's probably a good idea, girlie.

(To be continued ....)

***

 

Does Not Play Well With Others

Allie: Hey, Brat. When are you going to be done with that snake?
There are other cats in the household who would like a turn, you know....

Faraday: Hmmm, let me think on that for a second...

Faraday: M-m-m-m yeah ...  that would be NEVER.

*chomp!*

Allie: *sigh* I should have seen that one coming ....

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Never call a girlcat WINDBAG.

Faraday: Mommy said yesterday was Big Wind Day.

I asked Maxie why Allie got a special day named after her.
 She's just a big windbag after all....

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heard it all before, Allie. Seriouslies...."

An' HE said it wasn't about Allie at all.

  "Observed each year in the United States on April 12th, National Big Wind Day, commemorates the recording of the highest natural wind gust measured on the Earth’s surface. On the afternoon of April 12, 1934, the Mount Washington Observatory recorded winds at 231 miles per hour."

Seriouslies, who KNEW?

An' in case anyone doubts me, just take a look at all Allie's texts yesterday!
She went ON and ON and ON ... Good thing our dad has unlimited minutes with his plan, cuz she just used up elebenty billion of them!

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Day 2 of our Abandonment

Faraday: Mommy has abandoned us again. 
It's true. She's filming this week somewhere called Atlanta Gift Show.  

This was NOT an Approved Absence.

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'Ready to Rumble' Fangs?

Oh Maxie, that expression bodes, it does....

But hey, maybe Allie is just complimenting you on your impressive display of fangs?

Nah, we didn't think so either.
Stay tuned for the aftermath, tomorrow....

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The Big Backpack Battle

*slight rusting noise*

Maxwell: hmmm, I wonder what's in Allie's backpack....

*perk*

Allie: What are my ears hearing? An encroachment???

*looks around*

Maxwell: I don't see her anywhere...

*ahem*

Allie: *sweetly* Looking for someone, Maxie?

Allie: *whispers* Here's a bit of advice...

Allie: STAY OUT OF MY BACKPACK!

*WHAP!*

Maxwell: Awright! Awright! Mowzers, you're bossy...

Allie: I just guard what's mine, Maxie.

#girlcatpower

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Our mom's got an article over at Catster again. Check it out and let us know what you think about this important (and somewhat controversial) topic!

Thursday Thnooze Redux

So Maxie made everyone swoon with his Thursday "Thnooze" last week. I can totally top that.

Seriouslies. With one paw tied behind my-- yaw-w-n-n-n-nnn.....

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Revenge is a dish best served on facebook.

Allie: Which kitty has the hacking skills in this family?

Faraday: ALLIE! STAY OFF MY ACCOUNT!

Allie: I'd remember this, next time you want to trap me on the Superhighway.
Next time, I might tell them about how you nursed on Maxwell when you were a kitten.

Faraday: MOMM-M-M-M!!