Monday, August 14, 2017

Never Mess with a Girlcat in Pearls

Remember the epic battle Faraday tattled on while the mom was out of town last week? 
Here is the full tale, unredacted.

Allie: Move over, Maxie. Let someone else have some lounger time.
Maxwell: Yeah, riiight. Think again, Allie. This lounger is TAKEN.


Allie: I said---
Maxwell: And I said it's TAKEN!


WHAP! WHAPPITY! WHAP!


Maxwell: You want a piece of this, Allie?

Well, DO ya?


(moments later...)


Maxwell: All right. All right, FINE.

Just quit it with the CLAWS, Allie!


Looks like Maxie fell for Classic Blunder #3, "never mess with a girlcat in pearls."

Dood, look out for Sicilians and land wars in Asia, too. Just meowin'.

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26 comments:

  1. yep - those classic blunders will get you every time

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  2. Me-ow that's some cat fight.xπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ˜»πŸ’•

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  3. Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
    Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die

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  4. dood.....whoa...watch it....N werd on de street iz
    herz packin heet two.....and in PINK !! ☺☺♥♥

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  5. Oh Maxwell, dude, it was those pearls dazzling you that did it.... and maybe the claws to the chest. I thought that move was outlawed by the Geneva Convention on Whapping, or was that a whapping fib? Anyways, I'm waiting for the rematch.....Purrrs
    ERin

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  6. ALlie, you need to join the Codmother gang at Trout Towne, you could be the Codmother :)

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  7. Pearls or no pearls, it's a big mistake to mess with girlcats, full stop!

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  8. That's a Powerful Paw you got there, Allie :D Pawkisses for a Peaceful Day :) <3

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  9. Oh boy, such happy fur siblings! I bet those claws are sharp as nails.

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  10. Those girlcats can be something. We speak from experience. ~Wally & Ernie

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  11. Oh, Maxwell you poor thing. Allie shouldn't be forcing you from your lounge or giving you smacky paw. There aren't enough strands of pearls to make that behavior ladylike.

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  12. He should be glad it wasn't Binga! He may have wound up losing some fur over that lounger.

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  13. Sheesh, that is one good left paw to the chest.

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  14. I love a girl with pearls and a solid left hook ;) ~Bear Cat

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  15. Great photos of the "event"! Allie's a pretty tough girl. I don't think I'd want to come into contact with her claws! Tee hee hee! Purrs!

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  16. Faraday, looks like you backed down too quickly, dood. Hope no one was hurt! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

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  17. Wow! A boxing match par-excellence!! Or rather a whapping match, claws and all...

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  18. That's some serious business ! Purrs

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