Thursday, August 25, 2016

Thursday's Purrs: Denzel

"Thanks for reading about me! I'm Denzel. And just like my sexy, handsome Hollywood namesake, I'm a handsome man(cat).

I'm a little over two years old, and an active, curious guy with energy to spare. My favorite thing to do at Wayside is roam around the cat adoption area. There is so much to see and do here!"


"I love to play, too. What's my favorite toy? All of them! Can you tell?"


"Even though I like to play and explore, I have an affectionate, loving side, too. I like to talk, and I'm an even better listener. Wouldn't you love to come home to me and tell me all about your day?"


"When I had my Felineality test here at Wayside, they told me I'm a Leader of the Band. That means I scored high in valiance and sociability. In other words, I'm a bold, confident cat who loves people.

I bet I would love you! Want to come hang out with me and see how we get along?
I sure would!

Love,
Denzel"



  Denzel's available today at Allie's Alma Mater, Wayside Waifs.

http://www.waysidewaifs.org/site/PageServer?pagename=Pet_detail_cat_new&petid=31370757


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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Just Walk It Off

Maxwell:  So, this happened the other day ....


Faraday: Coolio! Mommy bought Allie a treadmill to help her get in shape!


Faraday: I'll bet I can reach up there an' turn it on, too.
Maxwell: Uh, dood ... hello. Mancat resting back here ....


Faraday: yeah, yeah, Maxie. YOU don't need to lose wight, but I heard Mommy say Allie was back on a D-I-E-T. 

Hey, I bet if I push THIS --


Allie: Wait, Brat. *stricken look*  Did you say ...  diet?
Faraday: And EXERCISE, Allie.


Allie*gasp* EXERCISE?

Maxwell: Yeah, okay, I'll just leave you to it Allie ....


Allie: H-h-h-help ....

 


... anybody?

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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

'Toon Tuesdays: More Punny But No



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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (a tiny little division of Hallmark) - where our mom works, too!




Monday, August 22, 2016

Got a Strong Opinion, Do Ya?

Maxwell:  Hrm.



National Tooth Fairy Day?


Well. 


We'll ...


just ...


see ...


about ...


THAT.




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Friday, August 19, 2016

You Forgot. Again.

Maxwell: Uh-oh. Looks like Momma forgot someone's birthday again.
Only this time, she's a month late.


Somekity's not going to take this well. Nope, not at all.


It's bad enough that she's putting a bow on a can of food but this apple?


At least last year, Faraday got a Pop Tart.
That's a whole lot closer to birthday cake than this thing.


And, uh ... this toy? *sniff*


Yup. THAT was from Aunt Connie last year, too.
 Oh yeah, this is gonna be memorable ....

~ sometime later in the day ~

 
Allie: Wow, Brat. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but ...


I actually feel SORRY for you.


Faraday: *little sniffle* I think that's even the same BOW, Allie. 
For REALZ.

Will Faraday ever get a real birthday celebration?
Is he still the baby of the fambly?
Will he take this insult lying down?



Heh. What do you think?

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Thursday, August 18, 2016

Allie poses

...for World Photography Day, tomorrow.





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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

National Tell A Joke Day

Faraday: Seriouslies, I need a new manager.


She obviouslies booked my gig for the wrong day, since everyone knows yesterday was National Tell a Joke Day.

Still. I heard you clamoring for more, so ...

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

 *testing...1..2..mimimimimiiiiiii*


Why don't they play poker in the jungle?


TOO MANY CHEETAS!
*rim shot* 


What do you feed an invisible cat?


Evaporated milk!!! *da-da-da-BOOM*


What does a dog and a phone have in common?


Collar ID!!!

Ahhh, I crack myself up....
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