Allie: Well, hello, brat. Are you here to watch me rehearse my pole dance?
Faraday: *rapidly backs away* Eww. That would scar my virgin eyes, like, forever.
Faraday: Mommy? Do something? Pleeeease...?
Allie: Silly boy.
I meant this pole - the cat scratcher I've been wanting for ages. (I think it'd look fabulous in hot pink, don't you?)
Of course, I'm not a girl to look a gift horse in the mouth.
If it chases Faraday away, I think I've officially taken up a new hobby.
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