Friday, March 6, 2015

National Unplug Day

Maxwell: Here, let me just help you with that, Momma.


You're doing it right, dood. 

Anyone else unplugging today?
We'll send Max right over.



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Thursday, March 5, 2015

The Tooth Fairy's REAL. (part 2)


Kitties, did I tell you that the Tooth Fairy's got an assistant?
Yup. She does.
And she was worried the Tooth Fairy might not get to us, on account of all the snow in the northeast and stuff.


Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, whatevs. Let's get to the good stuff, Maxie.
You know.
The toys.


Miss Ellen from 15 and meowing was worried Maxie might get missed by the Tooth Fairy, so she crocheted us some pawesome gifts. Hand made, kitties. For us.


Faraday: Might I point out, Maxie, that she said to share, too?
Maxwell: *sigh* I heard you the first time, dood. And the second, and --


Maxwell: Uh wait. Momma! Don't just stand there! Throw that red roll to me. I'll go long!


Mm-m-m-m. Hershey's got nothing on these kisses, kitties. Let me tell you!


"Please unwrap." Don't mind if I do....


Mmmpf! *tug*tug*tug*


Faraday
: Maxie. Step aside and let a kitty with fangs show you how it's done.
(ouch. Harsh, dood. Harsh!)

Faraday: See the dexterity. The prowess!
(The incredible ego...! MOL)


Maxwell: Okay, dood, you can have the Kiss. But don't you be messin' with my Blue Ball, you hear?


Allie: *sigh* BOYS. Just stay away from anything pink, and we're good.



THANK YOU, TOOTH FAIRY (aka Miss Ellen)!



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Wednesday, March 4, 2015

The Tooth Fairy's REAL. (part 1)


She's REAL. And she lives in Maine. Or is it Massachusetts?
Or maybe she just got snowed in while delivering toys to other kitties and had to use the regular post to deliver her gifts.

Anyways, kitties, she CAME!
And my fangs that momma put in my cat tree bed are, like, gone and stuff.

*whispers* She's really REAL.

Faraday: She said to share, Maxie.
Maxwell: I can read, dood.
Faraday: Uh, no you can't, actually.


Well she brought us loads of cool wand toys and feather-butt mousies and stuff. Who else would do that?

Ellen would, that's who. Didn't you see?
She must have been concerned that the Tooth Fairy would get snowed in too, on account of she's probably got elebenty zillion inches of snow at her own house and she knows how that goes.



But on to the TOYS, kitties. Oh, the toys....


Maxwell
: Step back, Faraday. I'm going in!


Faraday
: *impatient noise* Well, Maxie...?
Maxwell: *echo-y voice* Dood, we hit the Motherlode!


Faraday: Wait, is this like that Narnia closet? Bigger on the inside?


Maxwell: oooh, a pawesome white one.


Faraday: I'll just be taking this blue 'n' red one off your paws, Maxie.


Maxwell
: s'okay, dood. I've got the blue 'n' yellow one.



Uh, but maybe no one better touch the pink one... You know how Allie gets about PINK.


Faraday: mmmmrmph? What's that, Maxie? I'm kinda busy right now with this feather-butt mousie....

THANK YOU, TOOTH FAIRY (aka Aunt Connie)!

Kitties! There's more to this story.
Stay tuned for Part 2, tomorrow!

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customized just for you..


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Thank you!





 






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 (Yeah, our mom's gettin' her GEEK on again...MOL!)

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