We know this news may come as a bit of a shock to you, gentle reader, but we swear it's the truth.
There are TWO of them. WORD.
We present to you Exhibit "A":
Faraday: Mowzers, LOOK Maxie, the Tooth Fairy's using Aunt Connie's address!
And she knows how much kitties looove tissue paper, too!
Hrmpf. THIS PAPER SHALL NOT DEFEAT ME!
I SEE YOU IN THERE, LEETLE TOY!
Erm, Mommy? ...a little help here, pleez?
Cooolio! A BUG, with alpaca stuffings!
Purrfect for nomming on with my remaining teefs.
(And unlike some kitties, I have ALL my fangs. RAWR.)
MO-O-OMMMM! There are more bugs in heres!
Later that same day ... Exhibit "B" arrived:
Allie: "sorry the tooth fairy's late" ... Interesting. From the address on this package, I must deduce that the tooth fairy is attempting to throw us off the scent. Moving around, using different addresses and such.