Monday Gruntles™

*Zoning out in front of heater in bafroom*

*notices Mommy sneaking up behind him wif flashy box thingy*

*gives Mommy stink eye*

 

Faraday for the Win!

I furred Mommy's shirt real good.

#winning

The Ottoman Debate

Maxwell:Dood. You're in my spot.

Faraday: Finder's keepers, loser's weepers, Maxie.

Maxwell: Yeah, but it's my turn on the ottoman, so get down.

Faraday: *blows raspberry* Why don't you come down here and make me?

 

*5 seconds later*

 

 

Maxwell: Well, if you insist....