Wednesday, May 27, 2020

The Feline Version of "Get Off My Lawn"

Now that's a glare.... 
I'm sure that squirrel got the telepathic message.


Monday, May 25, 2020

COVID Lockdown Woes

Allie: So, boys, what do you think of this lockdown, now that we're almost two months into it?

Maxwell: Well, I believe social distancing is just the responsible thing to do.
Allie: *sigh* I've been telling Faraday that for the past decade, Maxie.
Faraday: (from off-screen) I HEARD THAT, ALLIE!

Maxwell: It's getting to him, you know. He might just crack under all this pressure.
You know, having Mama around 24/7.

Allie: Oh, bother. If that happens, we'll have a Brat In Meltdown on our paws.

That could get messy, Maxie.

Faraday: Messy? Messy?
Having peoples around alla time is interfering wif your naps toos, Allie, an' you knows it.

Faraday: I thinks I need a break from all this human-ing.
Anybuddy wanna figure out this covid cure thingy, like, nows?

The Mom:  We went flying a few weeks ago and were the only ones in the airspace of a major midwest airport. It was surreal, seeing all of the Delta airplanes, parked on the runway....

Almost 100 planes, off my left wing....

We know these are tough times. 
Stay strong – you're not alone!

~ Purrs from Maxie, Allie, and The Brat ~


Wednesday, May 20, 2020

A Snooze and a Derp

Faraday: We commandeered Mommy's chair for naptime today.' then she had to go get the flashy box, 'cuz  someone was derping.
*cue eyeroll*

Yes, but...but...but....
That tongue!!!

Faraday: *sigh* Humans. Whatcha gonna do anyways?


Monday, May 18, 2020

Sentinel Duty

Maxwell: Hullo, lounger. What're you doing in this room?

Ahhh. A Room with a View, I see.

The purrfect spot for today's Sentinel duties, against the Dread Squirl Roberts.
And the Six-Toed Mancat. We mustn't forget to watch out for him.

Or those ROUSes.

...and, of course, one should never trust a Sicilian cat, when bonito flakes are on the line.


Wednesday, May 13, 2020


Tell us how you really feel, dood....


Monday, May 11, 2020

May Bird Watching

Allie: A cushion might be a nice addition, Mother.

Just a thought, mind you.


Wednesday, May 6, 2020

This Wednesday is brought to you....

By the letter "T".

That is all. 🤣


Monday, May 4, 2020

May the Fourth?

Maxwell: I sense a disturbance in the Force....

Maxwell: INDEED. What say you, young Jedi?
Faraday: Call me Baby Yoda once again, Maxie, an' I swears, I'll...I'll....

Maxwell: Dood. I can't help it that you have the ears for it.
Faraday: They're out to the sides so much cuz you're buggin' me, Maxie. You're buggin' me.

Maxwell: *sigh* I worry about this younger generation. I really do.

Faraday: Maxie. Seriouslies. You're, like, four months older'n me.


Maxwell: Sucking the fun out of life, you are. Bite you, I might.