'Toon Tuesdays: Jurassic Park Edition

You know, in case you were wondering and stuff.
Because Maxwell totally was.

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

No respect. None at all.

Faraday: *sigh* Don't look now, Maxie but the backyard squirrel's taunting us again.
Maxwell: Okay.

Faraday: You do realize that when I say "don't look now" you should totally look.
Maxwell: Uh-huh.

Faraday: You're ignoring me again, aren't you Maxie.
Maxwell: Yup.

#siblings

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First World Cat Owner Problems

Maxwell: Hullo, Momma. Going down to feed us this fine morning?

Stay here, so you can go grab your good camera?

I dunno about that. I mean if it's a choice between waiting here for that big black clicky box thing...

or racing down the stairs to be first in line for noms....

Yeah, sorry, Momma, that's just not the way I roll in the mornings.

#firstworldcatownerproblems

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Wednesday in the Garden

We do so love how her eyes pick up the green of the plant life around her.

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'Toon Tuesdays: Fathers

We know this one's a month late, but it's still funny.
Oh, and Allie, is there anything you'd like to tell us?  We're all ears. (Okay, not really)

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Anything you can do....

Faraday: Seriouslies, kitties.
Do not let your humans try this at home.

*disclaimer: performed by a professional cat in a controlled environment.

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Summer PeeMail #612 & 613

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Wordless Wednesday

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'Toon Tuesdays: Summer Camp Edition

(who knew? MOL!)

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Mesmerized by the Mousie

Maxwell: Dood. No one tell him it's not real.

Quick, Allie. You grab his spot on the lounger.

Imma go snag all his bonito flakes. 

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(Almost) Wordless Friday: Spring Edition

Faraday: Not that kind of spring. We know it's summer here all too well. The fact it's elebenty hundred degrees outside might've given it away....

(Is there such a thing as a spring coma? Cuz we think Maxie might have just succumbed to it....)

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Shooting the Messenger

Allie: Wait. Did you just catch me with my tongue hanging out?!?

We need to talk, Mother.

(uh-oh....)

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'Toon Tuesdays: Horror Edition

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Fences.

Faraday: Hey, Maxie. You know that saying humans have about the grass being greener?
Maxwell: Ah-yup.

Faraday: Well, how can it be greener on the other side if we don't have any in here to compare it to?

Maxwell: Dood. This isn't a fence.

Faraday: Details, Maxie. Seriously. Work with me here. 

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Friday Constitutional (Bonus: Bad puns)

Allie, what do you see, girlie?

Allie: Oh, nothing, Mother. Just enjoying the view. That tree looks delicious!

Squirrel: No. No it doesn't.

There's nothing delicious to see here. You can leaf now....

Allie, the tree says...

Allie: I heard, Mother. Don't believe everything trees say.

They're really good at throwing shade.

(bad joke, Allie. BAD.)

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Happy 4th of July!

Faraday: Okay then, who's up for a bottle rocket war?

Uhm, dood. We think that's, like, illegal in 47 states or something. 

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'Toon Tuesdays: OUCH!

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Mondays are for Napping

The girlcat has spoken.

(and we kinda agree)

 

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