Post-Turkey Retaliation

SOME kitties like turkey, too, Mommy.
And SOME kitties like pumpkin pie.

And if SOME kitties don't get their fair share of the goods....

SOME kitties won't be responsible for where leftovers might appear inside the house.

EXHIBIT "A". 

Found at top of stairs.

Half-eaten.

EXHIBIT "B".

(and no, Mommy will not let us show the evidence, so don't ask.)

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Waffles is #sorrynotsorry

Maxwell: DOOOOOOOD.
That laptop looks familiar.

Faraday: Hey Maxie, that's Waffles! What's he doing on Mommy's computer??!?!?

Waffles:

Maxwell: Don't look now, dood, but things are about to get worse. 

SO. Much. Worse.

Faraday: *GASP*

MOMMY, HOW COULD YOU?

Hey, wait. You mean I could sit on Mommy's shoulder like that while she writes? 

Be right back....

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'Toon Tuesdays

GASP!

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Anyone wanna binge-watch?

Selfie #FAIL

*cue the soothing clickety-clack of typing noises*

Suddenly nearby, a camera shutter clicks....

Maxwell: Wha--? Hey wait, Papa. 

Hand that over for a sec. 

Just wanna take a selfie of me and the brat boy....

Faraday: *sigh-h-h* Seriouslies, Maxie. 

Between you and the hoomins, I'm never gonna get my afternoon beauty nap!

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Post-Thanksgiving Blues

Maxwell: *sigh-h-h* No turkey leftovers. Just cat food.
The same old thing, day in and day out....

Wait....

What do you mean "but it's turkey, too"?
It looks nothing like what was on your plate yesterday.

#firstworldkittyproblems

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Wishing You A....

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'Toon Tuesdays

Ohhhh noes!

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Anyone wanna binge-watch?

Spoiler Alert!

Miffed Girlcat is Miffed.

(aka:
The grass is NOT greener.
Anywhere.
At all.)

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Attack Cat!

Whatcha got there, Maxie? 

 

Maxwell: Oh nothing, Momma.

 Just a.... MOUSE!  

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Vishus Killer, Redux

Faraday: Over  here, Mommy.

Faraday: No-o-o-o, bring it closer!
 

Faraday: Seriouslies, you gotta wiggle it or something, Mommy!

Faraday: *sigh-h-h* I'm waaaaaaiting.....

Good help is so hard to find, isn't it kiddo?

You said it, Mommy. Not me.

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'Toon Tuesdays

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Conversational Skills #FAIL

Allie: *sigh-h-h* It's getting colder outside, Maxie.
Maxwell: Yup.

Allie: Shorter days, too.
Maxwell: Yup.

Allie: You realize that means fewer sunpuddles, don't you?
Maxwell: Yup.

Allie: You're a real conversationalist, Maxie.
Maxwell: Nope.

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New Book! New Cover! Bored Kitty!

[UPDATE/NEWSFLASH!  The mom's doing a happy dance! Tau Ceti became Amazon's #1 New Release in Hard Science Fiction last night! Yippee!]

Faraday: Don't look now, Maxie, but Mommy's got new cover art for her first book.
Maxwell: Uh...congratulations?
Faraday: DON'T encourage her, Maxie. Seriouslies.

NEW cover for book #1!

Faraday: I mean, reeeeeallies.

Have you seen the book that came out yesterday?

There's something wrong wif the lady on the cover. She gots no furs on her head!

Maxwell: Uhhh. Did you tell Momma?

Faraday: Of course I didz, Maxie. She sez it's on purpose. *cue scoffing noise*

Yep, kiddo. That's on purpose. 

Something happens to her in the story. 

But don't worry. It has a happy ending. And even a little romance.

Book 3, released yesterday:  Tau Ceti: The Phage

Faraday: Ewwww, is there KISSY stuffs? 

No thank you, Mommy. Imma just gonna sit here and be bored.

*cue snoring kitty noises*

It's such a rough life, being a kitty....

Guess I'd better figure out a way to make it up to him, pronto....

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Vishus Killer Stalks Prey!

Faraday: I keel it dead, Mommy.

You're Welcome.

Take a bow, kiddo. We're all duly impressed. 
No, really.

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'Toon Tuesdays

Uhm, yeah, you're just a bit late, there, dood....

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Anyone wanna binge-watch?

Feline Femme protests Fall!

This Just In!
Some girlkitty is none too pleased with the fact the weather is cooler — and the leaves are falling.

Faraday: You know. In case you were wondering and stuffs.

Maxwell: *sigh-h-h* Dood. I wasn't.

Allie: (from off-camera) I HEARD THAT!

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Sad, sad news

Faraday: Did you hear, Maxie? Mommy's third book is publishing next week.
Maxwell: *sigh-h-h* Yup, dood. I heard.

Faraday: You know what that means, right? She's gonna start on BOOK FOUR now.

Book #4 in the Enfield Genesis series, available January 31, 2019

Faraday: Mommy's gonna be sitting in front of that computer screen even more, Maxie.

Maxwell: Dood. I hate to break it to you, but...yes.
And she'll bang away on that keyboard thing, too.

Faraday: And we're gonna hafta then beg her for wand toy play.
That's wrong, Maxie. On so many levels.

Allie: Boy, boys, boys. You're looking at this all wrong.

Allie: But I'm okay with that. I'll just go ahead and stake my claim now, while you two are bickering and complaining about it....

#girlcatsrule

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