Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Vishus Killer, Redux

Faraday: Over  here, Mommy.

Faraday: No-o-o-o, bring it closer!

Faraday: Seriouslies, you gotta wiggle it or something, Mommy!

Faraday: *sigh-h-h* I'm waaaaaaiting.....

Good help is so hard to find, isn't it kiddo?

You said it, Mommy. Not me.


Tuesday, November 13, 2018

'Toon Tuesdays

Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Monday, November 12, 2018

Conversational Skills #FAIL

Allie: *sigh-h-h* It's getting colder outside, Maxie.
Maxwell: Yup.

Allie: Shorter days, too.
Maxwell: Yup.

Allie: You realize that means fewer sunpuddles, don't you?
Maxwell: Yup.

Allie: You're a real conversationalist, Maxie.
Maxwell: Nope.


Friday, November 9, 2018

New Book! New Cover! Bored Kitty!

[UPDATE/NEWSFLASH!  The mom's doing a happy dance! Tau Ceti became Amazon's #1 New Release in Hard Science Fiction last night! Yippee!]

Faraday: Don't look now, Maxie, but Mommy's got new cover art for her first book.
Maxwell: Uh...congratulations?
Faraday: DON'T encourage her, Maxie. Seriouslies.

NEW cover for book #1!

Faraday: I mean, reeeeeallies.
Have you seen the book that came out yesterday?
There's something wrong wif the lady on the cover. She gots no furs on her head!

Maxwell: Uhhh. Did you tell Momma?
Faraday: Of course I didz, Maxie. She sez it's on purpose. *cue scoffing noise*

Yep, kiddo. That's on purpose. 
Something happens to her in the story. 
But don't worry. It has a happy ending. And even a little romance.

Book 3, released yesterday:  Tau Ceti: The Phage

Faraday: Ewwww, is there KISSY stuffs? 
No thank you, Mommy. Imma just gonna sit here and be bored.

*cue snoring kitty noises*

It's such a rough life, being a kitty....

Guess I'd better figure out a way to make it up to him, pronto....

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Vishus Killer Stalks Prey!

Faraday: I keel it dead, Mommy.

You're Welcome.

Take a bow, kiddo. We're all duly impressed. 
No, really.


Tuesday, November 6, 2018

'Toon Tuesdays

Uhm, yeah, you're just a bit late, there, dood....

Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Anyone wanna binge-watch?

Monday, November 5, 2018

Feline Femme protests Fall!

This Just In!
Some girlkitty is none too pleased with the fact the weather is cooler — and the leaves are falling.

Faraday: You know. In case you were wondering and stuffs.
Maxwell: *sigh-h-h* Dood. I wasn't.
Allie: (from off-camera) I HEARD THAT!


Friday, November 2, 2018

Sad, sad news

Faraday: Did you hear, Maxie? Mommy's third book is publishing next week.
Maxwell: *sigh-h-h* Yup, dood. I heard.

Faraday: You know what that means, right? She's gonna start on BOOK FOUR now.

Book #4 in the Enfield Genesis series, available January 31, 2019

Faraday: Mommy's gonna be sitting in front of that computer screen even more, Maxie.

Maxwell: Dood. I hate to break it to you, but...yes.
And she'll bang away on that keyboard thing, too.

Faraday: And we're gonna hafta then beg her for wand toy play.
That's wrong, Maxie. On so many levels.

Allie: Boy, boys, boys. You're looking at this all wrong.

Allie: But I'm okay with that. I'll just go ahead and stake my claim now, while you two are bickering and complaining about it....