Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Vishus Killer, Redux

Faraday: Over  here, Mommy.


Faraday: No-o-o-o, bring it closer!
 

Faraday: Seriouslies, you gotta wiggle it or something, Mommy!


Faraday: *sigh-h-h* I'm waaaaaaiting.....




Good help is so hard to find, isn't it kiddo?

You said it, Mommy. Not me.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

'Toon Tuesdays





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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!


Monday, November 12, 2018

Conversational Skills #FAIL

Allie: *sigh-h-h* It's getting colder outside, Maxie.
Maxwell: Yup.


Allie: Shorter days, too.
Maxwell: Yup.

Allie: You realize that means fewer sunpuddles, don't you?
Maxwell: Yup.



Allie: You're a real conversationalist, Maxie.
Maxwell: Nope.


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Friday, November 9, 2018

New Book! New Cover! Bored Kitty!



[UPDATE/NEWSFLASH!  The mom's doing a happy dance! Tau Ceti became Amazon's #1 New Release in Hard Science Fiction last night! Yippee!]



Faraday: Don't look now, Maxie, but Mommy's got new cover art for her first book.
Maxwell: Uh...congratulations?
Faraday: DON'T encourage her, Maxie. Seriouslies.

NEW cover for book #1!

Faraday: I mean, reeeeeallies.
Have you seen the book that came out yesterday?
There's something wrong wif the lady on the cover. She gots no furs on her head!

Maxwell: Uhhh. Did you tell Momma?
Faraday: Of course I didz, Maxie. She sez it's on purpose. *cue scoffing noise*

Yep, kiddo. That's on purpose. 
Something happens to her in the story. 
But don't worry. It has a happy ending. And even a little romance.

Book 3, released yesterday:  Tau Ceti: The Phage

Faraday: Ewwww, is there KISSY stuffs? 
No thank you, Mommy. Imma just gonna sit here and be bored.

*cue snoring kitty noises*


It's such a rough life, being a kitty....

Guess I'd better figure out a way to make it up to him, pronto....
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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Vishus Killer Stalks Prey!

Faraday: I keel it dead, Mommy.



You're Welcome.

Take a bow, kiddo. We're all duly impressed. 
No, really.

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Tuesday, November 6, 2018

'Toon Tuesdays



Uhm, yeah, you're just a bit late, there, dood....

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!










Anyone wanna binge-watch?





Monday, November 5, 2018

Feline Femme protests Fall!



This Just In!
Some girlkitty is none too pleased with the fact the weather is cooler — and the leaves are falling.


Faraday: You know. In case you were wondering and stuffs.
Maxwell: *sigh-h-h* Dood. I wasn't.
Allie: (from off-camera) I HEARD THAT!


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Friday, November 2, 2018

Sad, sad news



Faraday: Did you hear, Maxie? Mommy's third book is publishing next week.
Maxwell: *sigh-h-h* Yup, dood. I heard.

Faraday: You know what that means, right? She's gonna start on BOOK FOUR now.

Book #4 in the Enfield Genesis series, available January 31, 2019

Faraday: Mommy's gonna be sitting in front of that computer screen even more, Maxie.

Maxwell: Dood. I hate to break it to you, but...yes.
And she'll bang away on that keyboard thing, too.

Faraday: And we're gonna hafta then beg her for wand toy play.
That's wrong, Maxie. On so many levels.

Allie: Boy, boys, boys. You're looking at this all wrong.


Allie: But I'm okay with that. I'll just go ahead and stake my claim now, while you two are bickering and complaining about it....

#girlcatsrule


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