Crashin' in on a Monday

The mom met some kitties from other blogs when they came to Crown Center (where the mom works) for the BlogPaws conference a few days ago.

She asked Chanel from the Random Felines blog what she thought of Mondays.

Chanel - aka Crash - was happy to share (through the glass of the coffee table she was standing on).

Yeah, us, too. Us, too!

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Allie's Fashion Faux Paws

The Fashionable Feline knows how the camera loves the Demure Glance:
Eyes cast to one side, lost in thought.

Extra points if you add a paw curl.

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Wednesday Grievances

Fine. If Maxie doesn't want me napping wif him, I'll just nap all by myself.
On this big ol' chair.
All alone.
*sniffle* 

Pleez send bonito flakes in lieu of sympathy cards.

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Toon Tuesdays: Belated but, hey...PIZZA

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Monday's Meezers

(or synchronized napping, whichever you prefer)

Maxwell: Still not a Monday, kitty, momma. Turn the light off when you leave.
And tell Faraday to stop using my butt as a pillow.

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Friday Repose

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Caption: FAIL

The Mom: Hmmm, now how should I caption this? 

"Worldly thoughts" ... 
"Think globally" ... "

"Around the Nap in 80—" 
Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy.  If you know what's good for you, you won't finish that.

That's just embarrassing, Mommy.
You can go now.
For realz.

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'Toon Tuesdays: It All Adds Up

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Dear Diary

The Mom: pardon the mobile phone photos, but these were too cute not to share.
Actual text sent from Allie (via Marty's phone).... 

Poor girlie.  ;-)

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Metaphorically Speaking....

The Mom: Uh-oh. Don't look now, dude, but someone's behind you, giving you the hairy eyeball.
Might have something to do with that winter bod comment you made the other day?

Maxwell: Uh, Momma, no offense or anything.
But eyeballs have no hair.
And technically, giving you an eyeball would require surgery.
Or a lot of blood and guts.

And while I'm not squeamish or anything, I surmise that you would not be calmly standing there if Allie were digging her eye out of her socke—

The Mom: Ahhhh, ummm. Never mind....

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Happy #8 to Maxie
our super-geek!
April 14, 2010

Oh. Just you again.

Seriously, kid. you're killing me here.

Faraday: *yawwwwwn*  Whatevs, Mommy.

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Toon Tuesdays: Cats and Taxes

No can do, dood.

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Allie's Fashion Faux Paws

Allie: I guess it's true what they say ....

Dead rosemary plants really are slimming.

Not that I'm condoning the death of any rosemary plants, mind you.

My Fashion Faux Paws posts never do anything to harm the environment.

Trust me, these things were already very dead.

(and yes, it snowed here yesterday. *heavy sigh*)

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Everyone's a Critic

Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy.
Imma sit here until you write alla words.



Oh, an' biggify my photo, too.

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Sleeping Beauty

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'Toon Tuesdays: No Explantion Needed

 
 

Because why not???

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Things Brothers Should Never Say, #358

Allie: *sigh*
She's standing over there with the camera again, isn't she, Maxie.

Maxwell: ahh, yup.

Maxwell: Thought you woulda been used to it by now. Whut's up with the heavy sigh?

Allie: You wouldn't understand, Maxie.
I still have my winter bod.

Maxwell: Winter bod, summer bod. Looks the same as always to me, Allie. Bit of pudge around the middle—

Allie: I'll pretend you didn't say that, Maxie.

And to think you used to be my favorite brother ....

Boycats. We feel ya, girl. We feel ya.

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