Allie: I do love a good box.
And this one is mine and mine alone.
... what do you mean, "recycle"?
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Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Reuse, yes. Recycle? Um ...
Allie: I do love a good box.
And this one is mine and mine alone.
... what do you mean, "recycle"?
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
'Toon Tuesdays: um, dood...
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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (a tiny little division of Hallmark) - where our mom works, too!
Monday, August 29, 2016
Friday, August 26, 2016
Kiss & Make Up Day
Maxwell: In case you missed it, yesterday was Kiss & Make Up Day.
And I missed it. (oops)
Does that mean I need to kiss & make up to YOU?
(I might be checking my breath so's I can give you that kiss.
I hear tell Bonito flakes have a strong odor....)
In case you missed Kiss & Make Up Day - or need some pointers like me on how to kiss and make up for missing it, the mom made this for you:
And I missed it. (oops)
Does that mean I need to kiss & make up to YOU?
(I might be checking my breath so's I can give you that kiss.
I hear tell Bonito flakes have a strong odor....)
In case you missed Kiss & Make Up Day - or need some pointers like me on how to kiss and make up for missing it, the mom made this for you:
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Thursday, August 25, 2016
Thursday's Purrs: Denzel
"Thanks for reading about me! I'm Denzel. And just like my sexy, handsome Hollywood namesake, I'm a handsome man(cat).
I'm a little over two years old, and an active, curious guy with energy to spare. My favorite thing to do at Wayside is roam around the cat adoption area. There is so much to see and do here!"
"I love to play, too. What's my favorite toy? All of them! Can you tell?"
"Even though I like to play and explore, I have an affectionate, loving side, too. I like to talk, and I'm an even better listener. Wouldn't you love to come home to me and tell me all about your day?"
"When I had my Felineality test here at Wayside, they told me I'm a Leader of the Band. That means I scored high in valiance and sociability. In other words, I'm a bold, confident cat who loves people.
I bet I would love you! Want to come hang out with me and see how we get along?
I sure would!
Love,
Denzel"
Denzel's available today at Allie's Alma Mater, Wayside Waifs.
I'm a little over two years old, and an active, curious guy with energy to spare. My favorite thing to do at Wayside is roam around the cat adoption area. There is so much to see and do here!"
"Even though I like to play and explore, I have an affectionate, loving side, too. I like to talk, and I'm an even better listener. Wouldn't you love to come home to me and tell me all about your day?"
"When I had my Felineality test here at Wayside, they told me I'm a Leader of the Band. That means I scored high in valiance and sociability. In other words, I'm a bold, confident cat who loves people.
I bet I would love you! Want to come hang out with me and see how we get along?
I sure would!
Love,
Denzel"
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Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Just Walk It Off
Maxwell: So, this happened the other day ....
Faraday: Coolio! Mommy bought Allie a treadmill to help her get in shape!
Faraday: I'll bet I can reach up there an' turn it on, too.
Maxwell: Uh, dood ... hello. Mancat resting back here ....
Faraday: yeah, yeah, Maxie. YOU don't need to lose wight, but I heard Mommy say Allie was back on a D-I-E-T.
Hey, I bet if I push THIS --
Allie: Wait, Brat. *stricken look* Did you say ... diet?
Faraday: And EXERCISE, Allie.
Allie: *gasp* EXERCISE?
Maxwell: Yeah, okay, I'll just leave you to it Allie ....
Allie: H-h-h-help ....
... anybody?
Faraday: Coolio! Mommy bought Allie a treadmill to help her get in shape!
Faraday: I'll bet I can reach up there an' turn it on, too.
Maxwell: Uh, dood ... hello. Mancat resting back here ....
Faraday: yeah, yeah, Maxie. YOU don't need to lose wight, but I heard Mommy say Allie was back on a D-I-E-T.
Hey, I bet if I push THIS --
Allie: Wait, Brat. *stricken look* Did you say ... diet?
Faraday: And EXERCISE, Allie.
Allie: *gasp* EXERCISE?
Maxwell: Yeah, okay, I'll just leave you to it Allie ....
Allie: H-h-h-help ....
... anybody?
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Tuesday, August 23, 2016
'Toon Tuesdays: More Punny But No
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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (a tiny little division of Hallmark) - where our mom works, too!
Monday, August 22, 2016
Got a Strong Opinion, Do Ya?
Maxwell: Hrm.
National Tooth Fairy Day?
Well.
We'll ...
just ...
see ...
about ...
National Tooth Fairy Day?
Well.
We'll ...
just ...
see ...
about ...
THAT.
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Friday, August 19, 2016
You Forgot. Again.
Maxwell: Uh-oh. Looks like Momma forgot someone's birthday again.
Only this time, she's a month late.
Somekity's not going to take this well. Nope, not at all.
It's bad enough that she's putting a bow on a can of food but this apple?
At least last year, Faraday got a Pop Tart.
That's a whole lot closer to birthday cake than this thing.
And, uh ... this toy? *sniff*
Yup. THAT was from Aunt Connie last year, too.
Oh yeah, this is gonna be memorable ....
~ sometime later in the day ~
I actually feel SORRY for you.
Only this time, she's a month late.
Somekity's not going to take this well. Nope, not at all.
It's bad enough that she's putting a bow on a can of food but this apple?
At least last year, Faraday got a Pop Tart.
That's a whole lot closer to birthday cake than this thing.
And, uh ... this toy? *sniff*
Yup. THAT was from Aunt Connie last year, too.
Oh yeah, this is gonna be memorable ....
~ sometime later in the day ~
Allie: Wow, Brat. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but ...
I actually feel SORRY for you.
Faraday: *little sniffle* I think that's even the same BOW, Allie.
For REALZ.
Will Faraday ever get a real birthday celebration?
Is he still the baby of the fambly?
Will he take this insult lying down?
Heh. What do you think?
***
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
National Tell A Joke Day
Faraday: Seriouslies, I need a new manager.
She obviouslies booked my gig for the wrong day, since everyone knows yesterday was National Tell a Joke Day.
Still. I heard you clamoring for more, so ...
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
*testing...1..2..mimimimimiiiiiii*
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
TOO MANY CHEETAS!
What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk!!! *da-da-da-BOOM*
What does a dog and a phone have in common?
Collar ID!!!
Ahhh, I crack myself up....
She obviouslies booked my gig for the wrong day, since everyone knows yesterday was National Tell a Joke Day.
Still. I heard you clamoring for more, so ...
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
*testing...1..2..mimimimimiiiiiii*
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
TOO MANY CHEETAS!
*rim shot*
What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk!!! *da-da-da-BOOM*
What does a dog and a phone have in common?
Collar ID!!!
Ahhh, I crack myself up....
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Men's Grooming Day
Today's episode was especially challenging for our mom.
Do you have any idea how hard it was to keep quiet while they were filming? She was crying by the end of it all, trying to contain her laughter!
Another Holiday We Didn't Invent!
You're welcome.
;-)
Do you have any idea how hard it was to keep quiet while they were filming? She was crying by the end of it all, trying to contain her laughter!
Another Holiday We Didn't Invent!
You're welcome.
;-)
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Tuesday, August 16, 2016
'Toon Tuesdays: Punny But No?
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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (a tiny little division of Hallmark) - where our mom works, too!
Monday, August 15, 2016
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