Friday, March 29, 2019

Speaking of Wide Loads....

Faraday: (muffled voice) Uh, Maxie...?
Maxwell: Uhhh, yeah?

Faraday: You make a great sunlight blocker for my eyes, but I can't breathe through all that bulk yanno.

Faraday: Mebbe I oughta take your share of bonito flakes tonight an' stuffs.

Maxwell: ...and now there's some disparaging going on behind me.
Faraday: Well, speaking of BEHINDS...
Maxwell: Watchit, dood. I'm bigger'n you.
No worries.
...I'll tell Mommy to give me all your noms for a few days.



Wednesday, March 27, 2019


Maxwell: Wait....

I think there's some disparaging going on in that subject line....


Monday, March 25, 2019

Monday Wiles

Maxwell: Dontcha want to stay home with me today, Momma?

With that face? 
Yes. Yes, I would....


Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Hello, Spring?

Maxwell: Sniff. Sniiiiiifffffff.....

Faraday: Whatcha doing, Maxie...?
Maxwell: Today's the first day of spring, and I'm stopping to sniff the flowers, boy.

Faraday: But it's still elebenty degrees below warmz, and the snow JUST melted. I don't see no stinkin' spring anywheres. (disgusted snort) You'd think it got losted or something.

Maxwell: ...which is why I'm sniffing the peach blossoms from three years ago, dood.

Faraday: You can't do THAT. Even I know flowers don't last that long, Maxie.
Maxwell: Ever heard the saying, "take a picture, it'll last longer"?

Faraday: Uhm, noooo....
Maxwell: *sigh-h-h*


Monday, March 18, 2019

Snuck up on you, did it?

Egads, Mother. Is it Monday again?


Friday, March 15, 2019


The Mom: Don't look now, kiddo, but there's a bird photobombing you....

Faraday: Is he nommy?

The Mom: No, but he does compliment your eyes beautifully.

Faraday:  Hrmpf. Like that matters. If he's not nommy, I'm not interested.


Monday, March 11, 2019

Perception vs. Reality

Maxwell, attacking his toy mouse.

What Maxie thinks he looks like:

What Maxie really looks like:

What Maxie thinks of me after this post:


Friday, March 8, 2019

Just a girlcat...

... on a refrigerator.
... with a cat toy.


Wednesday, March 6, 2019

One Word Wednesday



Monday, March 4, 2019

Hiding from The Cold

... and I'm not coming out until it's over.

(It was 1° F here this morning!)


Friday, March 1, 2019

Real-life Maneki-niko

Faraday: Wanna play "pull my paw"?

Happy Friday!