Now that was a scritchy-scratch.
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Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Monday, January 28, 2019
We Interrupt This Monday....
Allie: Why, hello, Monday.
Nice to see you agai—
Oh dear, hold on....
(you may now resume your regularly scheduled Monday.)
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Nice to see you agai—
Oh dear, hold on....
...I have an itch....
(you may now resume your regularly scheduled Monday.)
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Friday, January 25, 2019
Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Monday, January 21, 2019
IT'S NOT PINK.
Faraday:Hey, Allie? What's all this blue bling onna kitchen table?
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Allie: *sigh* It's the new glam collar I got from Father for Hanukkah.
Faraday: You don't sound too excited about it.
Allie: Well, it's blue, Brat. Not pink. Or hadn't you noticed?
Faraday: Well yeahs, Allie. It's a cool color an' stuffs.
Allie: *hrmpf* Well if it's so cool, then you wear it.
Faraday: Uhhh.... tha's okay. It's too big for me. You've got a thick—
Allie: If you know what's good for you, Brat, you will NOT finish that sentence.
Faraday: Fiiiiiine. *sigh*
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Friday, January 18, 2019
Fined for Loitering
Maxwell:You're lyin' in the middle of the brown paper thoroughfare, Allie.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to issue a ticket for loitering.
*cue inarticulate scuffling*
*cue gratuitous shot of beached whale*
Announcer: And now, gentle reader, she has him in a headlock.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to issue a ticket for loitering.
Allie: Oh seriously, Maxie, you and what army?
Maxwell: Wh— W— WATCH it, there, ma'am!
I'll have you know I'm the mancat in charge around here!
Don't make me pull out a can of whupass on you now....
*cue inarticulate scuffling*
*cue gratuitous shot of beached whale*
Announcer: And now, gentle reader, she has him in a headlock.
WILL HE MAKE IT OUT IN ONE PIECE?!?!?
Allie: AND STAY OUT!
SCORE:
ALLIE = 1
MAXWELL = 0
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Wednesday, January 16, 2019
Monday, January 14, 2019
Friday, January 11, 2019
Who ordered the colds?
Faraday: When you said "want to come out and see my new weather station?"...
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I assumed you'd order the warmz to go along wif it, Mommy!
Srsly, take me inna house, NOWZ.
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Wednesday, January 9, 2019
Monday, January 7, 2019
Friday, January 4, 2019
Bossy Big Sisters FTW
Faraday: Ooo, lookit what showed up inna kitchen!
A brown paper kitteh Slip 'n' Slide!
This is gonna be funzies!
Allie: I don't see your name on it, Brat. And if anyone's going to call dibs, it's the Eldest Kitty. Got it?
Faraday: *sotto voce* Biggest, meanest, bossiest, fattest kitty, you means.
Allie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Allie: *whispers* I know where you sleep, Brat. remember that.
Allie: *sigh* Honestly! Kids these days!
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A brown paper kitteh Slip 'n' Slide!
This is gonna be funzies!
Allie: I don't see your name on it, Brat. And if anyone's going to call dibs, it's the Eldest Kitty. Got it?
Faraday: *sotto voce* Biggest, meanest, bossiest, fattest kitty, you means.
Allie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Allie: *whispers* I know where you sleep, Brat. remember that.
Allie: *sigh* Honestly! Kids these days!
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Wednesday, January 2, 2019
Smirky Brothers
The Mom: Oh, Maxie....
Maxwell: Wha-- Huh?
The Mom: Smile for the camera!
Maxwell: Uh, okay, momma.
Faraday: She said SMILE, not SMIRK, Maxie. Sheeeesh.
Maxwell: Can I hit him, now, Momma? Can I?
We think your smirk's pretty cute too, dood.
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Maxwell: Wha-- Huh?
The Mom: Smile for the camera!
Maxwell: Uh, okay, momma.
Faraday: She said SMILE, not SMIRK, Maxie. Sheeeesh.
Maxwell: Can I hit him, now, Momma? Can I?
We think your smirk's pretty cute too, dood.
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