Monday, June 29, 2020

Sneaking up on...


Maxwell: Shhhh...I'm incognito.
If it doesn't see me coming, then maybe I can scare it away....


Wednesday, June 24, 2020

That look you get....

...when the pesky squirrel who's been taunting you just gets hosed down by the automatic sprinkler.


Monday, June 22, 2020

When your nap is rudely interrupted

Faraday: Z-z-z-z-z-z.... Whuuu—?


Maxwell: Don't look now, dood, but she's at it again....

Heyyy, I'm sharing MY chair with you guys!


Wednesday, June 17, 2020


Faraday: $@&!%$@

(someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....)


Monday, June 15, 2020

An expert speaks

Faraday: Hey, Maxie, Allie sez you needs schoolin' in the finer points of wand toy play.

So imma giving you pointers an' stuffs, k?
First you rawr at it all big an' skeery-like....

An' then you goes after it wif all claws.

It's okay to use a bit of assistance to trap it, you know, if your skillz are rusty an' stuffs. A nearby chair works fine, and we won't even deduct [many] points.

AN' THEN.... You put the BITEY onnit!

Sees? It's easy as—

Mmmmmpf — *splat*
... Uh, Mommy? ...
You needz to edit out that last picture an' stuffs.
'kay, bye.


Wednesday, June 10, 2020

A wand toy stalker

Maxwell: Uh, don't look now, Allie, but we have a stalker....

It's that blue wand toy from Monday.

Allie: Well, don't just sniff it, Maxie. Play with it.

Maxwell: Hey wand toy, you wanna play? Wait, are you defying gravity? How are you standing up on end like that? Maybe this deserves further study....

Allie: *sigh* Maxwell, you're hopeless.

Maxwell: But inquisitive. Hopeless, but inquisitive. Right, mister wand toy?
Uhh, you're getting a bit close there, buddy. Wanna back off a bit?


Monday, June 8, 2020

Monday Blues

Maxwell: Hullo, mister wand toy. Do Mondays make you blue, too?