Sneaking up on...

...Monday.

Maxwell: Shhhh...I'm incognito.
If it doesn't see me coming, then maybe I can scare it away....

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That look you get....

...when the pesky squirrel who's been taunting you just gets hosed down by the automatic sprinkler.

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When your nap is rudely interrupted

Faraday: Z-z-z-z-z-z.... Whuuu—?

 

Maxwell: Don't look now, dood, but she's at it again....

Heyyy, I'm sharing MY chair with you guys!

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Grumpy-face

Faraday: $@&!%$@

(someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....)

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An expert speaks

Faraday: Hey, Maxie, Allie sez you needs schoolin' in the finer points of wand toy play.

So imma giving you pointers an' stuffs, k?
First you rawr at it all big an' skeery-like....

An' then you goes after it wif all claws.

It's okay to use a bit of assistance to trap it, you know, if your skillz are rusty an' stuffs. A nearby chair works fine, and we won't even deduct [many] points.

AN' THEN.... You put the BITEY onnit!

Sees? It's easy as—

Mmmmmpf — *splat*
... Uh, Mommy? ...
You needz to edit out that last picture an' stuffs.
'kay, bye.

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A wand toy stalker

Maxwell: Uh, don't look now, Allie, but we have a stalker....

It's that blue wand toy from Monday.

Allie: Well, don't just sniff it, Maxie. Play with it.

Maxwell: Hey wand toy, you wanna play? Wait, are you defying gravity? How are you standing up on end like that? Maybe this deserves further study....

Allie: *sigh* Maxwell, you're hopeless.

Maxwell: But inquisitive. Hopeless, but inquisitive. Right, mister wand toy?
Uhh, you're getting a bit close there, buddy. Wanna back off a bit?

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Monday Blues

Maxwell: Hullo, mister wand toy. Do Mondays make you blue, too?

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