Wednesday Scritches

...they're the best!

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Allergic to physics much?

Faraday: Seriously Maxie?

You're gonna try to inflict physics on me...

onna MONDAY? I PROTEST!

...now go 'way so's I can suffer my Monday morning in peace.

(Dood, you're SO not a Monday kitty....)

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This is Maxie's Brain...

Maxwell: What have we here? A little light reading?

Maxwell: Let's just see what pops is reading today....

Uhm-hmmm... *mutter*mutter*  Yes. Oh really....

*scoffing noise* Any cat could solve this problem. The connection between length and time?
Simple. The longer it takes for dinner to be served, the more slowly time passes.

It's all relative, really. Get it? Relativity?
Ahhh...I crack myself up....

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Wordless Contemplation

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October Chills

It's been getting a mite chilly our way lately.

How about in your neck of the woods?

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Just hanging around

... on a lazy Friday morning.

How you doin'?

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Such Temptation....

Faraday: *scoffing noise* Seriouslies, I have no idea what all this fuss is about.

It's just a power cord.

... although it's surprisingly mesmerizing. tantalizing, even. I betcha I could catch it...

(chomping noise in 3...2... )

Oh, dood, you are in such trouble....

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Maxie Noped Right Outta There

Maxwell: Huh. Well, will you look at that. 

Maxwell: I do believe that's Papa's missing cable.

Maxwell: yup, USB A to uhhh...

Maxwell: Yup, looks like that's a micro-USB on the other end. He's been looking for this, you know.

Allie: Paws off, Maxie. And unless you want Mother to learn the person who hurled on her slipcushion was you and not Faraday, you'll just—

Maxwell: All yours, Allie. All yours.

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Dad's power cord

Allie, what are you doing? Don't you know that's your dad's cable?

Allie: It is?

Allie: Ah, so it is. Your point?

Cables are not for cats. Now let go, before you ruin it

Allie: I will not! And I resent your suggestion that I will ruin it! I'm not one of the stinky boycats! 

Allie: I hope I made myself clear? 

Quite, girly. Quite.

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An Even Dozen for Allie!

Wishing our fabulous feline fashionista a wonderful #12!

And many, many more!

And many thanks to the Meezers Mews Team for the lovely card!

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Monday derp face

It's been one of those mornings.

How about you?

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Questionable taste?

Faraday: Hey, Maxie! Did you hear? Mommy's scandalized over Allie's taste in movies.

Maxwell: Uh, dood. I think she said she was surprised is all.

Check it out. Here's the text Daddy sent to her.

Faraday: Look, Maxie, here's the EVIDENCE. Seriouslies incriminating, wouldn't you agree???

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Allie: Don't judge.

I thought Animal House was a documentary on how cats domesticated humans.

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Celebrating...

...a Sweet New Year!

L'Shana Tovah Tikatevu

For those of you who celebrate, Rosh Hashanah was Monday, 
and the High Holy Days continue through next Wednesday.

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