Monday, January 21, 2019

IT'S NOT PINK.

Faraday:Hey, Allie? What's all this blue bling onna kitchen table?


 Allie: *sigh* It's the new glam collar I got from Father for Hanukkah.


  Faraday: You don't sound too excited about it. 
Allie: Well, it's blue, Brat. Not pink. Or hadn't you noticed?
Faraday: Well yeahs, Allie. It's a cool color an' stuffs.


 Allie: *hrmpf* Well if it's so cool, then you wear it.


Faraday: Uhhh.... tha's okay. It's too big for me. You've got a thick—
Allie: If you know what's good for you, Brat, you will NOT finish that sentence.

Faraday: Fiiiiiine.   *sigh*


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Friday, January 18, 2019

Fined for Loitering

Maxwell:You're lyin' in the middle of the brown paper thoroughfare, Allie.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to issue a ticket for loitering.



Allie: Oh seriously, Maxie, you and what army?
Maxwell: Wh— W— WATCH it, there, ma'am!


I'll have you know I'm the mancat in charge around here! 


Don't make me pull out a can of whupass on you now.... 


*cue inarticulate scuffling*


*cue gratuitous shot of beached whale*


Announcer: And now, gentle reader, she has him in a headlock. 
 

 WILL HE MAKE IT OUT IN ONE PIECE?!?!?


Allie: AND STAY OUT!



SCORE:

ALLIE = 1
MAXWELL = 0


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Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Wordless Wednesday








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Monday, January 14, 2019

Monday Zzzzs

Faraday: Wake me when it's Friday,




okays?

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Friday, January 11, 2019

Who ordered the colds?

Faraday: When you said "want to come out and see my new weather station?"...



I assumed you'd order the warmz to go along wif it, Mommy!

Srsly, take me inna house, NOWZ.


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Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Wordless Wednesday






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Monday, January 7, 2019

Monday, Monday

Maxwell: Wait...


It's Monday again already?!?

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Friday, January 4, 2019

Bossy Big Sisters FTW

Faraday: Ooo, lookit what showed up inna kitchen!
A brown paper kitteh Slip 'n' Slide!
This is gonna be funzies!


Allie: I don't see your name on it, Brat.  And if anyone's going to call dibs, it's the Eldest Kitty. Got it?


Faraday: *sotto voce* Biggest, meanest, bossiest, fattest kitty, you means.


Allie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?


Allie: *whispers* I know where you sleep, Brat. remember that.


Allie: *sigh* Honestly! Kids these days!




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Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Smirky Brothers

The Mom: Oh, Maxie....



Maxwell: Wha-- Huh?
The Mom: Smile for the camera!
Maxwell: Uh, okay, momma.


Faraday: She said SMILE, not SMIRK, Maxie. Sheeeesh.
Maxwell: Can I hit him, now, Momma? Can I?



We think your smirk's pretty cute too, dood.

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