Monday, July 15, 2019

Monday's Weekend recap



I got to go on walkies this weekend! An' I saw a bug, too.


Mommy's not too happy about this bug. I dunno why. He looks kinda nommy to me. 


How'd your weekend go?

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Friday, July 12, 2019

Kitteh Inspection!

Faraday: *sniff-f-f-f* What's this Mommy?


The Mom: A nice lady who reads my books made it for me as a thank-you. Wasn't that nice?

Faraday: Canz you eat it? It doesn't smell nommy.
The Mom: Um, nooo-o-o.... That's a space gun, and planets and asteroids.

Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy. You need a marketing kitteh to handle your writing career.
You needs to be selling your books for bonito flakes an' stuffs.

The Mom: Uhm...that's okay, kiddo. Really. But thanks for the offer.

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Wednesday, July 10, 2019

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday






Follow The Leader, Kitty-Style.


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Monday, July 8, 2019

TOS Violation, or No?

Maxwell: Z-z-z-z-z....


Maxwell: *snort* Whu— whuzzup?


Maxwell: *narrowed eyes* Were you taking secret, unsanctioned photos of me snoring, Momma?



... I think that violates the Terms Of Service.


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Friday, July 5, 2019

Allie's Fashion Faux Paws, Tip #366

Getting one's beauty rest is *always* in vogue.


Z-z-z-z-z.....


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Wednesday, July 3, 2019

4th of July Nap



Getting in my Z's early today so's I can stay up late and cuddle with the Mommy while all the fireworks go off!



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Monday, July 1, 2019

Epic Box Battle # 549

Allie: I want in your box, Maxie.
Maxwell: Not gonna happen.


Allie: You've been in there for hours, Maxie. It's my turn!
Maxwell: Don't make me break out The Paw on you. Cuz I will.


Maxwell: See this, Allie? See this massive paw? It's gonna take you down.


*BOOP*


Allie: Oh, you did not just do that, Maxie.
Maxwell: I did. And you'd better back off, before I whip out my ninja moves on you.


*cue kitty ninja noises* (we'd print them but we have no idea what they might be)

Maxwell: Better back off, Allie. I can do this all day.



Maxwell: I'm not kidding, Allie. Back off.


Maxwell: Uh, Allie? Call Momma, will you?


...I think I'm stuck.

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Friday, June 28, 2019

EEK!





A SPIDER!

Not that Allie minds. It's one of her fave toys ;-)

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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday: Summer Moon Shot

Just a quick weekend trip to the Liberty Memorial, the U.S's only National WWI museum.


...and a really cool shot of the moon, next to one of the memorial's lanterns.

(and the gratuitous kitty shot!)


Maxwell: You say that like it's an afterthought. Shall we chat?

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Monday, June 24, 2019

Monday Snooze

Just a babycat, taking a Monday morning snooze.


Faraday: And now the babycat's awake, thanks to somemommy talking when she was s'posed to stay quiets.... *grumble*


Sorry, kiddo! I'll just see myself out....


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Friday, June 21, 2019

Sleight of Paw?

Maxwell: Don't look now, Allie, but I think Faraday's slobbering all over your favorite wand toy.
Allie: What? Where?!?



*cue girlcat stomping in a huff*

Allie: What have I said about touching my toys, Brat? Hmmm?



Faraday: I wasn't touching your stinky ol' toy, Allie. I just sniffed it. Once.


Allie: No sniffing, drooling, gnawing, or breathing on it, you got that?
Faraday: *heavy sigh* Yessssss. I got it. Now go aways. I'm napping.


The Mom: Maxie, Faraday wasn't playing with Allie's toy. Were you causing trouble?
Maxwell: You know I'd never do such a thing, Momma. I'm a perfect angel.


(But it did keep Allie away from my lounger. I saw how she was eyeing it....)

#deviouscatmaneuvers


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Wednesday, June 19, 2019

One Word Wednesday



Watching.

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Monday, June 17, 2019

Glorious Sunset!

While the mom's away again for a few days, we thought we'd show you what gorgeous sunsets we've been having lately!







These were all taken out at our airport hangar, and the clouds were giving off a nice light show.
The humans said they had a hangar mascot show up, too.



After a Facebook poll, he was dubbed Turbo, on account of he's pretty fast, for a tortoise! 
(**Complaint of Note: Our dinner was late because someturtle loitered in the hangar and refused to let the plane back in....)


DOOD. Get outta da WAY!


Maxie needs his food. STAT.

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Friday, June 14, 2019

Maxwell's Ticket to Mars

If you saw Wednesday's post, you might've wondered what Maxie meant by a ticket to Mars.
Check this out!



Maxwell: Doods, check it out, I've got my boarding pass for next summer's Rover Mission to Mars!
Faraday: (shouts from off-screen) Dibs on all your catnip balls!


Maxwell: Wait. What do you mean I can't take my catnip ball with me? 
I'm going to have to recalculate this approach....


Do you have your boarding pass to Mars yet? 
NASA's doing this cool promo where you can sign up for an insane amount of Frequent Flyer miles! 

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Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Pawparazzi Strikes Again

*cue clickety sounds of shutter*

Maxwell: *slitting one eye open* Don't look now dood, but there's a camera invading our space.


Faraday: Maybe if we ignores her an' stuffs, she'll go 'way, Maxie.
Maxwell: *squeezes eyes shut* Shhhhh. I'm ignoring her.



Faraday: *grumbling* Tha's what I SAID Maxie. Ignores her.


Maxwell: *sigh* Didn't work. She's still here.


The Mom: Wait, usually the grumpy one's Allie....


Maxwell: Well, I was up all night working on my boarding pass for my trip to Mars, Momma. I'm kinda beat....

Wait. What? 

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Monday, June 10, 2019

The best way to spend a Monday...



... is to pretend it's still the weekend.

Now if only the sun would come out so I can sunbathe!

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Friday, June 7, 2019

Allie's Garden Tour


Allie: Well, it's that time of year again. Between copious bouts of rain, the humans have managed to plant another garden this year.


Loads of herbs, like basil, oregano, tarragon, stevia, chives, and vietnamese coriander.

 
Allie:And, of course, the ever-diligent watch-cat, keeping the squirrels away. 
A prerequisite, of course....

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Wednesday, June 5, 2019

The Boss Has Spoken



Faraday: *glare* I think you're done writing for the day, Mommy.

PET ME.


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Monday, June 3, 2019

Monday Ablutions


As you can see, Maxie has excellent form....



Swipe...lick...rinse...repeat.


Aaaaaand...take five. Or ten. Heck, a few hours, at least.


Nighty-night!

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