Friday, November 15, 2019

Acoustic Feline



Maxwell: Turn up the Super Bass, papa. The rumblies feel gooooood....




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Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Poor girlie....



Allie: What do you mean "it's not dinnertime yet..."?
Can't you see I'm starving?




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Monday, November 11, 2019

Unwilling subject



Hey baby, come pose for Momma *cue shutter sounds*



Faraday: *sigh*  Seriouslies, Mommy, if you wanna take another photo of me, you know where I'll be....




... testing the airflow on the furnace vent.


(brrrrrz, is it cold where you are?)


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Friday, November 8, 2019

Friday Delivery!



Allie: *sigh* oh for opposable thumbs....





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Wednesday, November 6, 2019

November Complaints



Faraday: Seriouslies. Someone tell the warms to get back here. Stat!




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Monday, November 4, 2019

Maxie, the civic-minded kitty





The paw's all primed to shake paws at the polls tomorrow!
For those in the U.S. — don't forget to vote — it's both a privilege and a responsibility of citizenship!


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Friday, November 1, 2019

November already?



Maxwell: What's this I hear?


It's November already? Where has the year gone?


I'd best be about it, if I want to hit my annual nap quota. I think my game's been off this year due to the dearth of sun puddles....



We're closing in on nearly double the annual rainfall in our area. 
Has the year been wet where you live, too?

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Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Wednesday Scritches



...they're the best!







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Monday, October 28, 2019

Allergic to physics much?



Faraday: Seriously Maxie?


You're gonna try to inflict physics on me...

onna MONDAY? I PROTEST!


...now go 'way so's I can suffer my Monday morning in peace.


(Dood, you're SO not a Monday kitty....)


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Friday, October 25, 2019

This is Maxie's Brain...



Maxwell: What have we here? A little light reading?


Maxwell: Let's just see what pops is reading today....

Uhm-hmmm... *mutter*mutter*  Yes. Oh really....


*scoffing noise* Any cat could solve this problem. The connection between length and time?
Simple. The longer it takes for dinner to be served, the more slowly time passes.


It's all relative, really. Get it? Relativity?
Ahhh...I crack myself up....



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Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Wordless Contemplation





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Monday, October 21, 2019

October Chills


It's been getting a mite chilly our way lately.




How about in your neck of the woods?

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Friday, October 18, 2019

Just hanging around



... on a lazy Friday morning.



How you doin'?

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Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Such Temptation....



Faraday: *scoffing noise* Seriouslies, I have no idea what all this fuss is about.


It's just a power cord.


... although it's surprisingly mesmerizing. tantalizing, even. I betcha I could catch it...

(chomping noise in 3...2... )

Oh, dood, you are in such trouble....


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Monday, October 14, 2019

Maxie Noped Right Outta There


Maxwell: Huh. Well, will you look at that. 


Maxwell: I do believe that's Papa's missing cable.


Maxwell: yup, USB A to uhhh...


Maxwell: Yup, looks like that's a micro-USB on the other end. He's been looking for this, you know.


Allie: Paws off, Maxie. And unless you want Mother to learn the person who hurled on her slipcushion was you and not Faraday, you'll just—


Maxwell: All yours, Allie. All yours.



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Friday, October 11, 2019

Dad's power cord



Allie, what are you doing? Don't you know that's your dad's cable?


Allie: It is?


Allie: Ah, so it is. Your point?


Cables are not for cats. Now let go, before you ruin it


Allie: I will not! And I resent your suggestion that I will ruin it! I'm not one of the stinky boycats! 


Allie: I hope I made myself clear? 


Quite, girly. Quite.

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Wednesday, October 9, 2019

An Even Dozen for Allie!


Wishing our fabulous feline fashionista a wonderful #12!


And many, many more!


And many thanks to the Meezers Mews Team for the lovely card!




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Monday, October 7, 2019

Monday derp face



It's been one of those mornings.





How about you?

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Friday, October 4, 2019

Questionable taste?

Faraday: Hey, Maxie! Did you hear? Mommy's scandalized over Allie's taste in movies.

Maxwell: Uh, dood. I think she said she was surprised is all.

Check it out. Here's the text Daddy sent to her.



Faraday: Look, Maxie, here's the EVIDENCE. Seriouslies incriminating, wouldn't you agree???

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Allie: Don't judge.

I thought Animal House was a documentary on how cats domesticated humans.

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Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Celebrating...

...a Sweet New Year!


L'Shana Tovah Tikatevu

For those of you who celebrate, Rosh Hashanah was Monday, 
and the High Holy Days continue through next Wednesday.



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Monday, September 30, 2019

Helping with the school work.


Faraday: *sigh*
Allie, seriouslies. Daddy's, like, grading homework an' stuffs. Can't you see?


Allie: ...and your point?
Faraday: You're kinda hogging all the table space.


Allie: I don't see that he minds.


Allie: Do you see that he minds? I didn't think so.


Begone with you, Brat.
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Friday, September 27, 2019

Weekend plans?


Not much here.
Just a girlcat.
Watching over her cucumber plant.
On a Friday afternoon.

How's your weekend shaping up?
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Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Wordless Wednesday: Guardian of The Toy



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Monday, September 23, 2019

Toy Wars? Nahhhh.

Maxwell: I know how to avoid the epic toy battle around here.


Faraday: *scoffing noise*
Seriouslies, Maxie. I've heard of tree-huggers, but not wall huggers.
Is that even a thing?


Maxwell: Scoff all you like, boy.
This toy is only for the erudite. The learned among us.
Don't quite think you're up to it, if you know what I mean.


May I present... the inestimable Red Dot. Endless hours of entertainment as one contemplates the wavelength of red light, while appreciating the coherency of the beam.

Faraday: Yada-yada-yada. You'll never catch it, you realize that, right?


Maxwell: And therein lies its beauty. Always within reach, yet never within one's grasp.

Faraday: Seriously Maxie. I think I kinda threw up a little in my mouth just now.

'k bye...I gotta go play wif a REAL toy now.


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