Cat Yoga

Allie: I hear goat yoga is all the rage.
I'm thinking about trying something fresh and different.
Being the Fashion Forward Feline that I am, I think I shall call it...

SANDAL YOGA.

I'll begin with a few stretches. I call this Sideways Sun Salutation.

And then there's Modified Child's Pose.

Mustn't overdo my first time. I think I shall take a break now.

Good workout. Now hit the shower!

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Lovely Monday?

Maxwell: Ahhh, what a lovely summer's day. Cloudy, but I see the sun's just about to come out. 

What a nice Monday.

Wait. Monday? 

Scratch that. I hear Monday's aren't nice, by definition. 

*sigh*

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Allie's Terrace

Somekitty also conned the Dad into blinging up her terrace, too....

Seriously, who else do you know who has silver-and-gold pavestones?

Faraday: (mutters) Seriouslies spoiled, you mean....
Allie: I HEARD THAT!

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Somekitty's enjoying her nap on the terrace today....

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That feeling when...

...you realize Prime Day was last Monday, and you missed out on all the deals on bonito flakes.

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Happy Birthday, Faraday!

You don't look a day over three.

For reals.

(Don't look at us like that. Three's a good number. We swear.)


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Scandalous Wednesday

(We'd have called it wordless, but "speechless" might be better....)

Maxwell, are you moonlighting as Allie's bouncer, in order to earn some extra cash for your catnip?
DOOD.




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Monday's Weekend recap

I got to go on walkies this weekend! An' I saw a bug, too.

Mommy's not too happy about this bug. I dunno why. He looks kinda nommy to me. 

How'd your weekend go?

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Kitteh Inspection!

Faraday: *sniff-f-f-f* What's this Mommy?

The Mom: A nice lady who reads my books made it for me as a thank-you. Wasn't that nice?

Faraday: Canz you eat it? It doesn't smell nommy.
The Mom: Um, nooo-o-o.... That's a space gun, and planets and asteroids.

Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy. You need a marketing kitteh to handle your writing career.
You needs to be selling your books for bonito flakes an' stuffs.

The Mom: Uhm...that's okay, kiddo. Really. But thanks for the offer.

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Follow The Leader, Kitty-Style.


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TOS Violation, or No?

Maxwell: Z-z-z-z-z....

Maxwell: *snort* Whu— whuzzup?

Maxwell: *narrowed eyes* Were you taking secret, unsanctioned photos of me snoring, Momma?

... I think that violates the Terms Of Service.


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Allie's Fashion Faux Paws, Tip #366

Getting one's beauty rest is *always* in vogue.

Z-z-z-z-z.....

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4th of July Nap

Getting in my Z's early today so's I can stay up late and cuddle with the Mommy while all the fireworks go off!

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Epic Box Battle # 549

Allie: I want in your box, Maxie.
Maxwell: Not gonna happen.

Allie: You've been in there for hours, Maxie. It's my turn!
Maxwell: Don't make me break out The Paw on you. Cuz I will.

Maxwell: See this, Allie? See this massive paw? It's gonna take you down.

*BOOP*

Allie: Oh, you did not just do that, Maxie.
Maxwell: I did. And you'd better back off, before I whip out my ninja moves on you.

*cue kitty ninja noises* (we'd print them but we have no idea what they might be)

Maxwell: Better back off, Allie. I can do this all day.

Maxwell: I'm not kidding, Allie. Back off.

Maxwell: Uh, Allie? Call Momma, will you?

...I think I'm stuck.

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