Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Cat Yoga

Allie: I hear goat yoga is all the rage.
I'm thinking about trying something fresh and different.
Being the Fashion Forward Feline that I am, I think I shall call it...

SANDAL YOGA.


I'll begin with a few stretches. I call this Sideways Sun Salutation.


And then there's Modified Child's Pose.


Mustn't overdo my first time. I think I shall take a break now.


Good workout. Now hit the shower!


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Monday, July 29, 2019

Lovely Monday?



Maxwell: Ahhh, what a lovely summer's day. Cloudy, but I see the sun's just about to come out. 
What a nice Monday.


Wait. Monday? 



Scratch that. I hear Monday's aren't nice, by definition. 
*sigh*


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Friday, July 26, 2019

Allie's Terrace

Somekitty also conned the Dad into blinging up her terrace, too....




Seriously, who else do you know who has silver-and-gold pavestones?


Faraday: (mutters) Seriouslies spoiled, you mean....
Allie: I HEARD THAT!

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Wednesday, July 24, 2019

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Somekitty's enjoying her nap on the terrace today....



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Monday, July 22, 2019

That feeling when...



...you realize Prime Day was last Monday, and you missed out on all the deals on bonito flakes.



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Friday, July 19, 2019

Happy Birthday, Faraday!



You don't look a day over three.





For reals.


(Don't look at us like that. Three's a good number. We swear.)


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Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Scandalous Wednesday



(We'd have called it wordless, but "speechless" might be better....)




Maxwell, are you moonlighting as Allie's bouncer, in order to earn some extra cash for your catnip?
DOOD.




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Monday, July 15, 2019

Monday's Weekend recap



I got to go on walkies this weekend! An' I saw a bug, too.


Mommy's not too happy about this bug. I dunno why. He looks kinda nommy to me. 


How'd your weekend go?

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Friday, July 12, 2019

Kitteh Inspection!

Faraday: *sniff-f-f-f* What's this Mommy?


The Mom: A nice lady who reads my books made it for me as a thank-you. Wasn't that nice?

Faraday: Canz you eat it? It doesn't smell nommy.
The Mom: Um, nooo-o-o.... That's a space gun, and planets and asteroids.

Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy. You need a marketing kitteh to handle your writing career.
You needs to be selling your books for bonito flakes an' stuffs.

The Mom: Uhm...that's okay, kiddo. Really. But thanks for the offer.

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Wednesday, July 10, 2019

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday






Follow The Leader, Kitty-Style.


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Monday, July 8, 2019

TOS Violation, or No?

Maxwell: Z-z-z-z-z....


Maxwell: *snort* Whu— whuzzup?


Maxwell: *narrowed eyes* Were you taking secret, unsanctioned photos of me snoring, Momma?



... I think that violates the Terms Of Service.


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Friday, July 5, 2019

Allie's Fashion Faux Paws, Tip #366

Getting one's beauty rest is *always* in vogue.


Z-z-z-z-z.....


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Wednesday, July 3, 2019

4th of July Nap



Getting in my Z's early today so's I can stay up late and cuddle with the Mommy while all the fireworks go off!



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Monday, July 1, 2019

Epic Box Battle # 549

Allie: I want in your box, Maxie.
Maxwell: Not gonna happen.


Allie: You've been in there for hours, Maxie. It's my turn!
Maxwell: Don't make me break out The Paw on you. Cuz I will.


Maxwell: See this, Allie? See this massive paw? It's gonna take you down.


*BOOP*


Allie: Oh, you did not just do that, Maxie.
Maxwell: I did. And you'd better back off, before I whip out my ninja moves on you.


*cue kitty ninja noises* (we'd print them but we have no idea what they might be)

Maxwell: Better back off, Allie. I can do this all day.



Maxwell: I'm not kidding, Allie. Back off.


Maxwell: Uh, Allie? Call Momma, will you?


...I think I'm stuck.

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