Cinco de-- HEY! Did someone say guac?

Ready to taste-test.

Sorry, what? M-O-V-E?
I don't think that word's translating properly.....

Besides, dood. You're, like, a week early. 
Cinco de Mayo's next Tuesday. 

And the avocados aren't even ripe yet....

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Slave Driver

Faraday: Quit lookin' at the peach blossoms, Mommy.

You gotz WERDZ to write.
Didja forget, you're on deadline?

(Sheesh, a kitteh's work is never done....)

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Lockdown Cat is On Point

Maxwell: Uh-oh. Looks like we're low on milk.

Eggs, too.

 

 
Already checked the pantry.
We definitely need another large bag of bonito flakes.
And those freeze-dried liver treats.
And canned tuna.

Hey, momma, what's Instacart's number again? 

(Whatever would we do without you, Maxie? Really, dood....)

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A Little Springtime Competition

Allie: *sigh* Ahhhh, springtime... how I've missed you.

But not too much. Watch it, daffodil. Never try to upstage the Feline Fashionista.
 

...that is, if you want to remain in one piece. 

(Consider yourself warned....)

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Social ... distance?

What is this "social distancing" of which you speak?
(and move over, you're hogging the chair, momma)

Sheeesh. Like she needs the room.
I'm being purrfectly reasonable here.
It's not like I'm sitting on her keyboard, or her fingers.
She can still write....


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You fight like a ...

Maxwell: Wait. Is that a...?

*sniff-f-f-f*
Yup. It's a snake toy, all right.  

Wait!  Get back here, and fight like a.... Like a....

*hrmpf*

Whatta snake.

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Great White Housepanther...

...is on the prowl.

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No matter which way you look at it...

... *sigh* It still looks like Monday, even upside-down.

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Maxie's a fan. No foolin' (well, uh, maybe)

Maxwell: Tomorrow's the big release for book 2 in the Sol Dissolution series, so I thought I'd show my support by posing next to the cover art.

(and trying to eat the eraser off her pencil, but I digress)

I'd give it two thumbs up, except, well...
A. No thumbs, and
2. I, uh, can't read.

(How'm I doing? Can I stop now? I think my chin muscles are cramping....)

Good job, dood.
 

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