(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

 

Smile!

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The sunpuddle that almost was

 Maxwell: Hey! Is that a sunbeam?

Yup, it sure is. Now to figure out how to pull these blinds up so I can sunpuddle in it....

*sighhh* Oh, for opposable thumbs....

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Allie: Mother! Does this corn stalk make me look fat?

Ummm. Nope. Nope....

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Bossy cat.

Faraday: Get to work Mommy, or do you think the wordz just magically write themselves?

 Seriously, baby. You're not helping, being in my lap like this.

Faraday: The Taskmaster rejects your excuses! Now, get to workz!

Yes, Boss....

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Allie: *cue scandalized look*  Mother! That is not my best side!

Sorry, girlie....

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A bit of Monday wisdom

Faraday: I'm kinda thinking Caturday needs a do-over, an' Monday can just go 'way nowz.

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(almost ) Wordless Wednesday

The girlcat, guarding her garden patch.

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The Dread Feather Roberts

Did you hear about celebs remaking The Princess Bride to feed people during the COVID crisis? 
Maxwell decided to do his part....

Maxwell (as Inigo): Hello there! Slow going?
Dread Feather Toy: < climbing cliff >
Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
Maxwell (as Inigo):  Sorry, dood.

(Hey Maxie, dood, that was off script. Maxwell: *calls out* LINE!)

Maxwell (as Inigo): I do not suppose you could speed things up?
Dread Feather Toy: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

Maxwell (as Inigo): I could do that, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Dread Feather Toy: That does put a damper on our relationship.

Maxwell (as Inigo): I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.

Dread Feather Toy: That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
 

Maxwell (as Inigo): Who are you?
Dread Feather Toy:  No one of consequence.

Maxwell (as Inigo):  I must know.
Dread Feather Toy:  Get used to disappointment.

 

Maxwell (as Inigo):  Hello, my name is Maxico Montoya. You keel my feather. Prepare to die!

Hey, we never said he was a good actor....

For a look at the remake that inspired this post, check out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYfqgI2fwdw

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Prepping for a Pandemic 4th

Since the pandemic has taken out so many holiday fireworks displays, Faraday had an idea....

Faraday: Okay then, who's up for a bottle rocket war?

Hey, we never said it was a good idea....

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