Undercover Mondays

Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy.

Guh. Come back tomorrow, pleez.

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When your window washing game's not on point...

...and your biggest critic's a bit vocal about it....

Seriously Faraday, are you gagging?

(no one does snark like a cat.)

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Unauthorized Wordless Wednesday

*cue sound of camera shutter*

Maxwell: Ahem. Did you clear that photo with my publicist first?

I may have to send you a DCMA takedown notice if you use it, you know.
(yes, I've been talking to Aunt Connie, why do you ask?)

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Unapproved Activity!

What do you mean, it's Monday again?
Did you run this by my assistant? 
I'm not certain I have room on my calendar for this....
 

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RIP Little Bird

*cue tweeting noises*

Allie: *chomp*

*cue silence*
Allie:  *pat-pat-pat* ... hullo in there?

*brings bird to ear to listen*
*more silence*
Faraday: Allie! You broke it!

MOMMMMMMM, ALLIE BROKE THE BIRD!

Allie: I did no such thing. This bird is obviously defective.

(Girlie, it's broken. No tweets remain. Even The Physicist can't fix it.)

Faraday: You're taking that out of her allowance, right?

.... right, Mommy?

The Mom: Well, it was nice while it lasted.

(Don't tell them The Physicist is suspected of sabotage. That thing tweeted. A lot.)

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Wanna know a secret?

Allie:  ... No.

(Dood, we'd let it ride. She doesn't look terribly patient right now....) 

 

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Happy Birthday, Maxwell!

Happy 9th birthday to our handsome Blue Boy.

May your BirdTV be extra special today!

And may you (finally) catch that elusive Red Dot...

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Is It Friday Yet?

Maxwell: I've booked a weekend filled with sun puddles.

Care to join me?

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Just hangin' out on the deck.
You?

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In the Eye of the Beholder

The Mom: Oh, Allie, look up at the tree. Isn't it beautiful?

Allie: Hmmm, delicious is more like it, Mother.
The Mom: Delicious? I don't think magnolia blossoms are edib— Oh.

The Mom: I see we're looking at two different things, aren't we.
Allie: Always, Mother. Always.

The Bird: *gulp*  Niiiiice kitty....

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Tech Cat Woes

Maxwell: Hey, is this one of those new touch on/off faucets?

*tap-tap-tap*

Maxwell: Huh. Guess not. 

Bummer, dood. (Not really. We all just heaved a huge sigh of relief, actually....)

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Not cat related, but...

Our mom's drive home offers some lovely views.

Are you ready for spring to finally show up someday?

We are!

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Cat Massage, anyone?

Faraday: Hey, Maxie! Check it out! Allie's got a temp job, moonlighting as a meow-sseuse!

 *whispers* I hear they've given her the deep tissue appointments, on account of her being such a heavyweight an' all.

Maxwell: Heavyweight?

Faraday: Yeah, you know...a chunky monkey an' stuffs. With her walking up and down your back, it oughtta be considered extra deep tissue!

 

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