Maxwell: I know how to avoid the epic toy battle around here.
Faraday: *
scoffing noise*
Seriouslies, Maxie. I've heard of tree-huggers, but not wall huggers.
Is that even a thing?
Maxwell: Scoff all you like, boy.
This toy is only for the erudite. The learned among us.
Don't quite think you're up to it, if you know what I mean.
May I present... the inestimable Red Dot. Endless hours of entertainment as one contemplates the wavelength of red light, while appreciating the coherency of the beam.
Faraday: Yada-yada-yada. You'll never catch it, you realize that, right?
Maxwell: And therein lies its beauty. Always within reach, yet never within one's grasp.
Faraday: Seriously Maxie. I think I kinda threw up a little in my mouth just now.
'k bye...I gotta go play wif a REAL toy now.
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